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Jasmine

kiss me where it smells funny

About Me

i suck. i'm boring. i like to mess around with photoshop and animation shop. and thats about it. i'm really depressed and not cool to hang around with.and yea .. i probably hate you.

My Interests

80s music, 80s movies, computers, art, nail polish, make-up, Anne Rice, art showings, autopsies, backgrounds, bisexuality, biting, black and white photography, bloodhound gang, boys, bracelets, bright eyes, buttons, candles, chapstick, chinese food, cigarettes, coffee, gel pens, pens in general, criminal psychology, crying, cussing, cutting, daria, dean koontz, depression, dia de los muertos, disney movies, donnie darko, dr. suess, drawing, edward scissorhands, flirting, forensic files, friends only banners, girls, glitter, graphic design, graphics, greek mythology, history, homestar runner, horror movies, hot topic, hypersomnia, icons, improv comedy, independent films, insomnia, jack-in-the-box, jimmy eat world, journals, kevin smith movies, kids in the hall, king falafel's, kisses, knives, law and order, lipgloss, lips, lipstick, lollipops, magick, make-up, masturbation, mental disorders, mental illness, muppets, musicals, neopets, online journals, pain killers, pencils, photography, photoshop, photoshop brushes, piercings, pink, porn, psychology, rain, razor blades, reading, road trips, roadtrips, rock music, rosary beads, scars, self mutilation, serial killers, seseme street, sexuality, shaggy hair, shel silverstein, shy guys, sign language, sleeping, special victims unit, sporks, swearing, taco bell, talking shit, tarot cards, tattoos, thrift stores, throwing things, thunder, thunderstorms, true crimes, vampires, vicodin, view askew, violence, vodka, voices in my head, winamp, writing.

I'd like to meet:

someone who isn't going to try to kill me. Or freak out on me. Or stop talking to me. Or hate me every other second. I'm basically very needy, so if you can't handle it .... Eat shit.

Music:

The BloodHound Gang, Jimmy Eat World, Hoobastank, The White Stripes, Deftones, Staind, Unwritten Law, Ill Nino, Kittie, No Doubt, Shakira, Yellow Card, Jay-Z, Die Trying, Papa Roach, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Slipknot, Cold Play, Relient K, RadioHead, Alanis Morissette, Eminem, Alien Ant Farm, The Ataris, Disturbed, KoRn, Sade, Brandy, Boyz II Men, Harvey Danger, TLC, Aaliyah, Saves The Day, Green Day, A Perfect Circle, NOfx, Bright Eyes, Half Cocked, All Girl Fun Summer Band.

Movies:

Kevin Smith Films, Fight Club, UnderWorld, Keeping The Faith, High Fidelity, The Cell, Interview With a Vampire, Freeway, Gone in 60 Seconds, Punch Drunk Love, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Romeo Must Die, The Replacements, The Replacement Killers, The Last Boyscout, All Die Hard Movies, Chicago, Moulin Rouge, Donnie Darko, Secretary, Matrix, Say Anything, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer, From Dusk til Dawn, Point Break, Bill & Teds Excellent/Bogus Adventure, Vanilla Sky, Ever After, The Professional, Final Destination, Sabrina, The Count of Monte Cristo, Practical Magic, Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, Lilo And Stich, Roxanne, Pretty Woman, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Flatliners, The Waterboy, What Dreams May Come, Novocaine, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Trainspotting, Gladiator, Harry Potter Movies, LOTR movies, and probably a lot more.

Television:

Law & Order, L&O: Special Victims Unit, L&O: Criminal Intent, L&O: Trial By Jury [its gonna be good], Daria, Forensic Files, CourtTV, History Channel, Discovery Channel and The Food Network.

Books:

Vampire Chronicles & Mayfair Witch Chronicles by Anne Rice, Bad Behavior by Mary Gaitskill, FoxFire by Joyce Carol Oates, the perks of being a wallflower by stephan chbosky, The Fuck-Up by Arthur Nersessian, some vampire 6 book series by Christopher Pike, L.J. Smith.

Heroes:

None at this time, Accepting Applicants.

My Blog

C A T T Y B I T C H E S

omgwtflol, this place should have a setting of who can view blogs. Cuz it's no one business but mine about what i'm diong with my life. but, i shouldn't put it online either. [/shock + gasp] Uhm .....
Posted by Jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

R E A L I T Y

Uhm ... if go to jail, you all have to write to me. All as in my friends, as in at myspace.com. And on lj. And i'm really posting this so that i can look at my journal layout here, cuz it'...
Posted by Jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

false interests

the most annoying thing, is putting an interest/book/movie you don't have/read/seen. but it makes you look cooler. i think i'll put religion/trainspotting/shrek 2 up. i'll be WAY cooler then. ...
Posted by Jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You like depression, cause it matches your eyes

My life is teh suck!! I'm fucking bored. And you all suck. Well .... not vero. And jorge talks to me sometimes .... so i GUESS that makes him kinda cool. My bra is pissing me off. I need to bu...
Posted by Jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Strawberry Festival

its like a day later and i'm still fucking tired. my feet are so swollen, i couldn't even fit them into my slip ons. i think my paycheck will be okay, just under $200. SUCKY. I left vero some tickets ...
Posted by Jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

This Place

its so funny. How great is the extra baggage thing for the body type?!!? so awesome. i should alienate people here as well. b/c people don't hate me enough. uhm ... i'm bored and just looking f...
Posted by Jasmine on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST