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You Are 100% Weird
You're more than quirky, you're downright strange.
But you're also strangely compelling, like a cult leader. How Weird Are You?
You Are 10% Grown Up, 90% Kid
You still have the emotions of a kid.
Your mood can change on a dime, and you don't have much control over your feelings.
And while people may put up with your antics, they truly don't like them! How Emotionally Mature Are You?
You Are 96% Sociopath
You're so manipulative, you could make Hannibal Lector your bitch.
You feel superhuman - and you certainly lack human empathy. Are You A Sociopath?Lyricskooki macdrew
although u sometimes do smell a tadge like poo
i still wuv uuuuu
some people may think we iz wierd
and we may be a little feared
but we are not
we nevva smoke pot
we are perfect regulars at vivs
and we hate fukin divs
but we get through it 2gether m8
so lets get on to people we hate
first of all dirrrty grebs
they are the drebs
of society not like uuuu
u are just perfect whooooooo
secondly ders da lemons like
omg who are u u dyke
no not u ur perfectly straight
and no1 could ever say that they hate
ur beatiful button nose
yoyoyo wt up hoes!!!!!

My Interests

i am interested in bullyin pl n pissin pl off reali nm else part frm been da 1 n onli kezzas bestest PIMPLET!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Well obviously da fookin mint pl dt created and put kezza on dis shit hole of an earth (karen n phwillip) lol n a wud also lurvvveee 2 meet da creaters of me bt a duno who dy r cz ya neva no ma mam mte b a bit of a slag na am onli jkin she seriously int. n eminem whoop whopp n a mte go n meet a bit of britney or girls aloud if kezzas off cz she wil wnt ma gr8 n luvin support whooopp whoooop
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All about yourself...the survey.
All about yourself...
First name?:: Lauren
Middle name?:: Rachel
Like your name?:: nope a h8 it am guna change ma name sn will b kwl lol
Named after anyone?:: nope bt da nurse choze it damn er lol
Any nicknames?:: lozz
Age?:: 16 bt a act bout 5
Birthdate?:: 10/07/90 am expectin loadza prezzies lol
Birthplace?:: york or hull a duno av neva askd
Time you were born?:: 3.27pm
Current location?:: in da room wt da computa lol
Height?:: 5ft7 a tink bt aint sure
Like your height?:: nope a wna b smaller
Eye color?:: greeny wt bit of brown
Contacts/glasses?:: contacts ovawise am well blind
Hair color?:: brown bt getin it wt blondy bits v sn yeahhhh
Natural hair color?:: brown
Dye your hair often?:: nope
Righty or lefty?:: righty
Your favorite...
Type of music?:: rap n R'n'B
Band or singer?:: ooooo between Eminem n 50cent
TV show?:: SCRUBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Movie?:: ooo wt a cunundrum a tink it myt av taa b da devil wears prada jus 4 da ginner bitch shes fookin mint init kezza lol no sharnt!!!
TV channel?:: gta b abc1 or ch4 cz dts where our shows guna b startin owt dnt 4get 2 wtch comin sn!!
Radio station?:: galaxy no1 4 R'n'B lol
Place to be?:: owt wt m8s newhere a dnt mind
Thing to do?:: tlk a lurvveee ta tlk!!!
Food?:: cold beans n choccy choc
Non alcoholic drink?:: asda's own juice
Alcoholic drink?:: VODKAT!*!*!*! it rules
Animal?:: da masta dat is SIR SNICKLES!!!!!
Holiday?:: da summa holiday cz a go away n its long bt av gta luv crimbo it rocks
Season?:: autumn or autunm oweva its spelt lol
Sport?:: rugby jus coz its violent
Place to shop?:: jd
Clothing brand?:: fred perry or McKenzie
Scent?:: lacoste inspiration
Restaurant?:: it wud av bn whetherspoons jus cz da brilliant n wonderful kezza wrked dr bt nt no mre so as ta b Mccy D's
Fruit?:: melon or pomegranite
Vegetable?:: sweet potato wen its mde inta chips mmmmmmmmmmm
Fast food restaurant?:: Mccy D's mm its sooo nce n plus ya get a free toy lol
Pizza topping?:: chicken n peppers/onions
Ice cream flavor?:: rasperry ripple
Magazine?:: wteva da kezza as at er ouse cz dr da onli ens a read
City?:: manchester cz its gt a massive jd
Color?:: sky blue
Number?:: 4
This or that...
Chocolate or vanilla?:: vanillla
Pepsi or coke?:: coke every time as lng as its diet tho lol
Hot or cold?:: cold
Black or white?:: white
Dog or cat?:: dog cz of TY bt a luv stix xxxkissesxxx
French toast or pancakes?:: pancakes asda's own r mint lol
French fries or onion rings?:: french fries??? dr fookin chips ya nobs lol
Hamburger or hot dog?:: cheeseburger beats em bth so get dwn lol
Pepperoni or sausage?:: a onli lyk pepperoni on pizza bt errr sausage skins mde frm da intestine erghhhhh but dunt stop me lykin em lol
Britney or Christina?:: awww soz kooki its gta b christina cz a dnt reali lyk britney awww bumma lol
McDonalds or Burger King?:: McDonalds every tme neva bn ta burga king n neva wil ad neva betray ya mccy d's dnt worri am loyal
50 Cent or Eminem?:: a cnt choose its 2 ard dnt mek me cry sob sob
Canada or Mexico?:: probs mexico jus cz a lyk sayin it meh-hico lol yea dude lol
Hug or kiss?:: hug bt a lyk kisses nal
Movies or TV?:: movies specially wen dr free y oh y cnt dy start up agen
Truth or dare?:: dare cz a alwayz alwayz lie a cnt elp it its instinct
Do you...
Shower daily?:: yep sumtmes 2wice oo am soo clean lol
Sing in the shower?:: mst of da time bt sumtmes a jus fall asleep
Like to sing?:: yea bt av gta turn da music up reali loud so a cnt hear ma sen am dt bad lol am doin it rite nw lalala
Like to dance?:: yea
Smoke?:: noooo wud a dare lol a do sumtmes wen am pissd bt am stoppin frm rite nw
Drink?:: yea a luv da stuff mmmmmmmmmm
Cuss?:: a duno wt it means?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Talk to yourself?:: yea al da tym n nt onli in ma hed its normally owt loud lol fweaky
Believe in yourself?:: naaaaa a alwayz fink am shit at stuff
Play an instrument?:: a bit of keyboard lol bt a wna play drums
Go to school?:: nope fank da lordy lord
Go to college?:: yea
Have a job?:: nt yt bt a wnt 1 b4 crimbo cz a need money!!!
Like your job?:: if a wrked at boots n it paid wel a wud
Want to get married?:: sumday in da very very l8 future
Want to have kids?:: yea sumtme bt a wnt b able ta stand em wen dy gt ta bowt 3
Get along with your parents?:: sumtyms nt often
Get along with your siblings?:: yea normally we gang up 2geva wen da ova 1ns in trouble awwww sibliny luv
Drive?:: a cn bt am nt old enuff yt
Random...
Do you think you're trustworthy?:: noooooo actually it jus depends on who is trustin me wiv stuff
Think your funny?:: yea a alwayz laff at ma sen bt no1 else finks a am prt frm a mek kezz chuckle
Ever toilet papered someones house?:: wt a waste of toilet paper ya myt as wel paper da person it saves mre
Gone garbage can tipping?:: nope am nt a naughty girl lol
What are your parents names?:: Mummy n Daddy lol na Annie n Tony
Siblings names?:: Karl bt we call im Charlie
Do you wash your hands frequently?:: yep everytme av ad a piddle
How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: 2wice
Collect anything?:: yea if appy meal toys count lol na a throw em away afta bowt a week
Ever been in love?:: yea bt in a lil kid way
In love right now?:: nope
What color pants are you wearing right now?:: grey calvin klein boxers girls ens tho
How does your hair look?:: quite gd cz a put loadza gel n spray on it earlier
Ever had your heartbroken?:: nope
Ever broken the law?:: probs
Been arrested?:: nope
Been out of the country?:: yea
Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: yea am wel talented
When was the last time you got drunk?:: lst wkend
Do you do drugs?:: nope onli da hyper drug smarties lol
When was the last time you were high on anything?:: duno bt used 2 av fun wit GLOY da gd stuff frm skool lol o da days kez
Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: off
Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: yea av gt it al plannd wen me n kez mek our 1st million wen our show cums owt
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: boxers
Do you like to laugh?:: yea luv it until ya do a lil trickle
Ever had a bloody nose?:: yea it mkes ya mouth taste all horribubble
Have you ever caught a fish?:: yea wel proud
What was the last thing you ate?:: cold kidney beans n beans wt prawns
What time do you go to bed?:: norm bowt 11 bt a dnt normally go at all at da wkends tut tut lol
What's your favorite color?:: sky blue
Do you like to give or recieve?:: recieve derrr its mint n it dunt cost u owt
Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS a fink its mint bt a dnt av sky so dnt get ta feed ma addiction very often
Do you live alone?:: nope it'd b mint if a did tho PARTY!!!!!!
Do you own a blender?:: yeassss (lyk a say it n nt ur shitty way kez lol)
Do you like the snow?:: luv it
Ever been up a mountain?:: a fink so on da coach ta italy bt a wz probs asleep! am guna climb 1 1day cz am kwl lyk dt
Ever been rootin'?:: a duno wt rootin means a feel sooo stoopid sniff sniff
Do you like surprises?:: yep luv em if dr gd ens nt da scary kind tho a poop ma panties
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Music:

cnt beat bit of lazy town naaaa erm a lyk rap, hip/hop, dance n R'n'B n aslo bit of ova stuff lyk da kooks a lyk dm n sum ova stuff bt a dnt lyk ta admit it. n al da music frm da fit pl dwn at da bottom of da pge GO ON lads av a luk ya no ya wna ya lil bummers
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Movies:

ooooooo a lyk loadza films its ard ta say lyk comedies n a lyk violent n action films nal 50cents film wz mint a lyked it n a lyk snatch nal wt brad pitt as a pikey lyk ma lil kezza muhahaha onli yokin wit ya. n fukin coach carter nal coz of da sex god lyle n es fukin mine ya slag u cn jus av ty crane ooooo ty crane lol
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Television:

SCRUBS SCRUBS SCRUBS btw a lyk scrubs cz its mint n it mkes me chuckle hahahaha n a also c a lickle iccle bt yea wteva a lot of ma sen in dr cox cz a fink were a bit connected but me n ma bruv used ta luv da teenage mutant ninja turtles
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Books:

duz it luk lyk a read a dnt av enuf tym afta bullyin da unprivilaged n pl a jus dnt lyk ninja guineapig attack

Heroes:

da brilliant n tallented KOOKI MCDREW who is 1 of or even de best actresses of our tym i wud lyk ta use dis lil sectiony fing ta promote er wrk n er brill set of double D's (dt she gt in ICT) get er a gr8 contract dt we bth cn b in as our lil film (u know wt a mean)