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Mary Moo

I am here for Friends

About Me


Hello i'm Mary

*waves*

About me?..I'm not telling

One thing tho loveys, i'm not looking for guys on here(or girls may i add) so take your boners to someone elses inbox Merci :)


I educate sophie

FO SHO!

My Interests

I'm single
but in love with Lauren!
Moi et Lauren...

Happy times avec flask ...and pirates!

Likes*I like kisSsSsSsing :( pllllll
*Chewing plastic
*watching bats at night time
*night time
*things with skulls on
*polka dotted things
*white dresses
*reiki
*bubble wrap
*Topshop
*trying to go as high as mika in'grace kelly'on helium
*velcro dwarf throwing fun
*being random
*people watching at train stations!(i'm watching you)
*the cold side of my/your pillow in the morning
*eyeliner
*PURPLE
*big hair
*sarcasm
*fred perry
*humour
*rock city and seedy pubs
*meeting new weirdos
*spooning
*group baths
*floating in water fully clothed
*sitting on concrete
*budweiser
*cucumber (eating it u dirty buggers)
*looking at the sea
*camping
*sucking my thumb
*screaming
*laughing
Guy bourdin..his photography is amazing!
All these things make me smile like this :) but bigger

dislikes *Bed hoppers-get some morals!
*stella(YES KAT I HATE IT AFTER THAT SAT)
*touching paper with wet crinkly hands
*spooning someone i don't like
*walking cliches and people that label- emo,goth,chav..blar blar fuck off
*hate seriousness
*falling over when i'm on my own because you can't laugh
*blisters
*morning breath
*being dictated to
*queues
*being cloned
*evil moshers that give nose bleeds!
*mary mary nursery rhymes,i'm mentally scarred for life
*eating animals...wish i wasn't so greedy
*Me in one of my mardys....pffffft!
* I don't like lies but who does? i hate them this much (stretches arms as far as they will go)Still you feed us lies from the table cloth, La la la la la la la la la, ooooo!!!
All these things make me thrown like this :/ but with more venom!

I'd like to meet:



I'd like to meet these nights again...Hulberts!

*I always seem to end up with pictures of me and people i don't know, this proves i'm friendly :)so anyone thats not a complete nobtard really(who the feck is he Lauren??)
*People with spunk, witt and humour (i said with not full of)
*Magic people, voodoo people. The voodoo, who-do-what-you-don't-dare-do people.
*Theres a list i'd rather not meet again but that would be slightly juvenile wouldn't it!?..yes.

I stick my middle finger up to you judgemental fucks i-don't-wanna-meet-you!

*This cat again mieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow!

yummmmmm shoes i'll be meeting these soon!!

*Someone who will do the Mia Vincent dance with me :( as my dance partner(Kat)flew away!!

Music:

I fecking love Alanis Morissette! (geeeeeeeeeeeeek you say? oh bollocks off we all love her)and johnny cash, Kat and i love a good screeeech to Alanis n johnny in tut car!!

Bring me the horizon
Gallows
Machine head
80's matchbox bline disaster
blar blar blar
i'm not writing a list to impress anyone!
the list goes on and on and you probably wont read it and when it reaches Blink 182 you may start to feel sick and think OH MY what does this fucktard listen too!
i-don't-careI HATE...HATE R&B DANCE AND ALL THAT "I'M A GANGSTA" CRAP!

Movies:

*Team America...i pitty the people that have to watch this with me as i laugh all the way thru it!Durka durka durka
*Natural born killers
*pulp fiction
*American Beauty
*Buffalo 66
*pans labyrnth
*Butterfly effect
*Dreamers
*Amelie
*Devils rejects
*Scary movie(all of them they are great,Take my strong hand,NO GIVE ME YOUR OTHER HAND!!)
*Walk the line
and obviously anchor man!!

Scary and funny ones!

Television:

*CSI
*Family guy :)
*Scrubs
*Balls of steel
*Fone jacker
*I.T crowd
*Most haunted
*Alan partridge!

Scary and funny stuff!

Books:

currently reading-nowt!!!
Hate celeb magazines who cares if jade and jack are back together?! OR who was spotted eating a mcdonalds!!Makes me sooooo mad...wooo saaaa

Heroes:



I would paste this to the bottom of the page but it's boring me now!!