Alex

"Alex is a forward thinking, motivated young boy who prides himself on his numeracy skills, and approaches responsibility with a positive attitude. Whilst his attendance could do with some improvement, his spirited contributions to song time during Religious Instruction are certainly worthy of praise. He should do well next semester"*.
From a very early age it seemed that music was in Alex's blood. At the age of 10, he began to take an interest in dance music. Before he knew it, he was eating records for breakfast, and took every opportunity to inflict his new-found passion upon others. As grade 6 bell monitor, he opted to replace the nursery-rhyme style recess music with hard house. The students complained when he wouldn't play the Macarena, and he was overthrown from the job. In his teenage years, he spent much time working for an aspirant radio station called Pulse FM, and found a broader and more receptive audience for his musical stylings. In recent years, Alex chose to hang up the turntable (or keyboard, whatever) for slightly more eclectic tastes. These days he spends a fair amount of his time procrastinating, still does the odd piece of DJing around Melbourne, and dabbles with photography on the side.
*Source: Mid-year report, grade 2, 1992. May not be accurate.