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Chris

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About Me

I like unusual movies, mostly horror, couteous drivers and not-too-intense gaming. Right now I play World of Warcraft and Guitar Hero III. I also keep classic consoles around for playing arcade classics like Galaga, Robotron, Dig Dug, etc. Essentially, all I can say about myself is that I have fairly well rounded education. I've traveled extensively in the United States and abroad and am well versed in a variety of subjects.
I stand close to 6'4" and weigh about 220. I currently have my hair bleached blonde and work in the printing industry. I enjoy baseball, darts, pool, travel, cooking, movies and of course, cartoons (Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama...).
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: December 15, 1971
Birthplace: Sacramento, CA (long story... never lived there)
Current Location: Roseville, CA
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: auburn
Height: almost 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: German ancestory
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: soda
Your Fears: not enough money to retire and pain
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushrooms, olives, artichoke hearts, chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buy a house (whoops - already did that)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: how much longer do i have before i really have to get up
Your Best Physical Feature: my glasses
Your Bedtime: roughly 11
Your Most Missed Memory: my 1992 Plymouth Laser
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Fuck NO!
Do you Sing: Fuck NO!
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: sometimes
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Motrin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I burned a few dvds
Ever been Drunk: yeth
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: not exactly... it was 8 on 1, and I walked away
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: quickly and painlessly
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: you means i ain't growed up yet?
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: above 5'6"
Weight: below 135
Best Clothing Style: dress casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: legally? too many to count. illegally, one... unless pot is a drug
Number of CDs I own: not sure... 200?
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to list here
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My Interests

Darts, pool, movies, pop-culture, travel and cooking

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith, Luc Besson, the cast of Lost and my as of yet unborn children. And I want to meet this guy (If you got a pet cat put your hands up): .. Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song on FunnyOrDie.com ..

Music:

Too numerous to mention. It is my belief that everyone has skeletons in their closet in regards to a secret music fetish. For example I like Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, Korn, Metallica, Megadeth, Scorpions, Alice Cooper, Green Day, Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Yellow Card, Hoobastank, Led Zepplin, Marilyn Manson, Sum 41, U2, Bjork, Disturbed, Rob Zombie, Saliva, Neil Diamond, Tom Jones, Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra to name a few.Music Video: PARALYZER (by Finger Eleven)

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Movies:

My top fifteen list [plus one] (in no particular order): Raiders of the Lost Ark; Star Wars: Episode V Empire Strikes Back; Clerks; Ace Ventura: Pet Detective; The Professional; Rear Window; The Incredibles; Eurotrip; Hackers; *61; Superbad; Cloverfield; Swingers; Harold and Kumar go to White Castle; House of Flying Daggers; Hero (Jet Li - not Dustin Hoffman)

Television:

The best shows on tv are animated. Futurama, Family Guy, and the Simpsons. And sometimes, King of the Hill.A favorite Family Guy scene: Family Guy Peter Dancing Axel F Full Episode
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Books:

Catcher in the Rye and To Kill a Mockingbird are my two all-time favorites. I also like Heart of Darkness, and pretty much anything by Robert Parker (the Spencer books), Steinbeck, Bradbury, Vonnegut and Kafka.

Heroes:

Although my Dad was the best role model a child could have, my other non-related-to hero is Kevin Smith, because I feel like if I really applied myself (and went to film school) I could do exactly what he has done, and I support him in his endeavors.