I'm Dr. House, I have my own T.V. show and everything. I'm here to answer you from nine till five. But don't bother if you're here to waste my time.
I like puzzles, not people. I have a problem with most everyone. Especially if you meet me in the clinic. If you have been paying attention, everyones favorite character, my cane, is back. My leg is once again, dead to me. If you want to know anything or question me about my relatonship with any girl, please, don't ask.
By the way, don't tell Cuddy, Chase, Foreman, or Cameron that I'm on here. I don't care if you tell Wilson, but Cuddy would constantly be checking my hours to make sure I was really seeing some one in the clinic.
Just so you know, I go to chat rooms to learn what people think of me. Let me tell you a few things you should know.
1. I don't like Cuddy, I may need some one to sleep with. but maybe around the age of oh say 30 intead of 45.
2. I stated clearly in season two (oops I made referance to knowing it's a TV show) that I didn't "get it on" with Dr. Cameron.
3. Despite all rumors, no one at the hospital is gay. Sorry to all you fan fiction lovers, but Dr. Wilson, Dr. Chase, Myself, or any other doctor is gay.
4. I will not personaly give any one medical attention. I'm sorry.
And I was so close...
