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Mr Teds

Nurse, I can't seem to make a fist

About Me

Mr.Teds works as an artist, performer and DJ. Since 1994 Mr.Teds has been writing, creating and performing shows such as 'Stars Up Your Arse', 'Ivy Drip', 'Piggy Lee', 'Kimberley Clark:The Poor Cow', 'Kitty Sphincter' and 'Jack Shit' for galleries, theatres, cabarets, festivals, freakshows, clubs and dives. The shows are often grotesque, humourous, poetic and beautifully twisted.
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My Interests

beer, tapas and tango; fiestas, festivals and fags; dirty drunken dancin, caravans and compost toilets.

I'd like to meet:

......my friends

Heroes:

Cos We're Lovers And That Is A Fact.