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Ya do what you love and fuck the rest...

About Me

I have a co-dependent structure with a histrionic personality and occasional passive-agressive tendencies.
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My Interests

Set work, pyschology, craigslist , PR techniques, photography, pilates, sweat (on other people), cooking , cleaning , shopping, tantra , dressing up, armpits, dancing, being a mommy, smoking various brands of cigarettes, drinking various types of beer, psycho analyzing the shit out of everything, traveling (even though I never have), lingerie , candles, essential oils, learning different languages , and meeting new people, tax preparation and secrets...

I'd like to meet:

Someone to lay in bed with me and hold me the whole night and watch Napoleon Dynamite. Someone to take pictures of. Someone to take pictures of me. Someone to cook for. Some who knows wines well. Someone who loves music. Someone who can tutor me in Flash. Someone to colaborate on projects with. Someone with a Williams Sonoma kitchen. Someone with a Pottery Barn bedroom. Someone spiritual. Someone with fetishes. Someone to be my bitch. Someone friendly. Someone who speaks Arabic. Someone transparent. Someone to mentor me. Someone to take me to Mexico. Some to practice tantra with. Someone crazy. Some self aware. Someone conscious.

Music:

ROCK and RAP!!! Rock en Espanol, Arabic, Reggae, Trip Hop, Ambient, and Ecclectic KCRW kind music .. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

eXisTenz , Run Lola Run , Das Boot , Equilibrium , The Matrix, AI, Friday, Pootie Tang , Flirting, Like Water for Chocolate, Napoleon Dynamite, Office Space, A Better Tomorrow I & II, Labrynth, Finding Nemo, Bowling for Columbine, Lord of the Rings, Return of the King, KILL BILL vol I & II, American Desi , The Point , Oh Brother where Art Thou!, Fear of the Black Hat , Slam , Revenge of the Sith, Anything with Clive Owen in it .. width="425" height="350" .., Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

OLTL (just to look at Michael Easton),.. width="425" height="350" .. The Smack Down , 24, Six Feet Under , Family Guy, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Arrested Development, Chapelle Show, Jakers! The Adventures of Piggley Winks, Bob the Builder, Iron Chef, It's a Big Big World, Eastenders,HEROES,

Books:

Fast Food Nation , Dude, Where's My Country? Frankenstein, Hero with a Thousand Faces

Heroes:

ALL WOMEN WHO ROCK, SPEAK OUT, AND DON'T SETTLE FOR LESS THAN THEY DESERVE

My Blog

Keifer Southerland should write his DUI into the next season of 24...

Previously on 24...Jack finally realizes his painful inability to ever have a healthy or safe relationship with the PTSD laden Audrey Raines (or any woman at all). The following takes place between 9 ...
Posted by youramericanjulie.com on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:03:00 PST

I love Angelina and hate Halle, but this is so on point!

My American Hotties    I didn't write the blog in bold at the bottom of the page. It was a re-post from someone else's bulletin. I hate the personal character bashing of Angelina Jolie....
Posted by youramericanjulie.com on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:24:00 PST

A Few Things I Learned at the Massive Attack Show

1- Sandra Oh (Greys Anatomy, Sideways) is just as funny looking in person as she is on TV. Nonetheless, she did an LATW play for us a few years ago and when my friends and I wrapped up our picnic and...
Posted by youramericanjulie.com on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:31:00 PST

Public Breast Feeding

So apparently a lot of people are offended by this, at least according a study Good Morning America did. (Not that I really think that show is unbiased or does in depth research to begin with)I only h...
Posted by youramericanjulie.com on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 05:17:00 PST

Today, I would have been Mrs. McCabe.

Thats right my darlings, once upon a time, Your American Julie was engaged to be wed, and today was the date she set. Yes kids, a long time ago, in a far away place, Miss Julie met an interesting and...
Posted by youramericanjulie.com on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 08:41:00 PST

Today's Arista's B-Day

Yeah!!!Three years ago today, as I was laboring, writhing in pain, and watching the Simpsons in my hosiptal bed at UCLA, Arista twisted and turned round and round in my womb. She came out just in ti...
Posted by youramericanjulie.com on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 07:07:00 PST

Real vs. Fake Part II

Question:  What do you when you cant break free from the bondage of your own patterns? What do you do when you sever an attachment and end up ripping your own heart out? What do you do when ...
Posted by youramericanjulie.com on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:52:00 PST

3 Years of murder...oops.. I mean liberatiion.

Well, we're coming up on the 3 year aniversary of our War on Terror and what have we accomplished.1- A few bombings in London and Spain. 2- Over 100,000 Iraqi's that had nothing to do with 9-11 are de...
Posted by youramericanjulie.com on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 09:34:00 PST

How Convenient

    So far this year weve had an overgrown gorilla ignite the innate human fear of things misunderstood, a lion battle a witch, and Harry Potter take down the forces of the dark side. ...
Posted by youramericanjulie.com on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 02:34:00 PST

A Few Things I Learned at the NIN Show

1. Trent is getting hotter with age. 2. You really can get a contact high at an outdoor event. 3. Fifteen years ago people held up lighters during a ballad. Now they use cellphones. 4. Somewhere ther...
Posted by youramericanjulie.com on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:35:00 PST