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you, and gandhi... and Charlie from Perks...myself ten years ago, so i could say fuck you kid! you need to jump off a cliff! oh and there is this one guy. umm MATT FUCKING SKIBA. is god. and now a new found love... M. Shadows. oh fucking fuck me.
i like the music you dont like. THE GET UP KIDS. thursday. SUGARCULT.incubus.ALKALINE TRIO. RISE AGAINST.sarah mclaghlan. soco.juliana theory. the darkness.TED NUGENT. the cure.JACK JOHNSON.brand new.boy george. refused.ignite.bad brains.STRUNG OUT. coheed and cambria.vendetta red.dashboard. iron maiden...?...placebo. MILLENCOLIN. modest mouse. Epoxies.LAGWAGON. Eve 6. GOLDFISH DONT BOUNCE. ministry. Nofx. P roach. Pressure 4-5. Pennywise. The killers.Voyces. RX BANDITS. Joseph Arthur. Hendrix. Blue October. The Early November. Against me. and i def. HEART britney spears, but just when shes pregnant. ALIEN ANT FARM. all. bomshell rocks. bright eyes. cigar. cocksparr. propaghandi. GOLDFINGER. fall out boy. FACE TO FACE. FOO FIGHTERS. guttermouth. homegrown. RADIOHEAD. Neil Young. RX BANDITS. steve miller band. TEN FOOT POLE. VIOLENT FEMMES!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Torrgasm
Birthday: December 12
Birthplace: San Dizzle. I think.
Current Location: fucking rancho cuca hell hole
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: none or too many
Height: 5'5 (yay i grew!!!)
Right Handed or Left Handed: right damnit im not a sinner
Your Heritage: fucking amurican ingin and irish(beer hunter)
The Shoes You Wore Today: fucking green shoes
Your Weakness: cigarettes
Your Fears: being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: bbq chicken from double tits
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: this year? stay alive.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck instant messanger
Thoughts First Waking Up: bunny rabbit
Your Best Physical Feature: my umm. modesty? yea, right
Your Bedtime: when ever the sun rises or sets i guess.
Your Most Missed Memory: i think my duck dexter (he dead)
Pepsi or Coke: no soda for me
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds because i get it for free, but bk is better
Single or Group Dates: single cuzz i get more done in private. heh.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: umm? lipton it sounds funny
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla, cuzz im white?(i think thats a racist qustion)
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: umm fuck no
Do you Sing: in the shower, and in bed, and to annoy tempus
Do you Shower Daily: once.
Have you Been in Love: whos love? im sure hes been in me once or twice. of course.
Do you want to go to College: yea
Do you want to get Married: i could. yea i do. but not to anyone but tempus or matt skiba. maybe shannon sossoman
Do you belive in yourself: no
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: not to most people im just fucked up that way
Are you a Health Freak: yes i smoke duh
Do you get along with your Parents: yea we get along great, by the way dont live there.
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes a lot, but they scare me
Do you play an Instrument: bass guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yea with my dad. im cool.
In the past month have you Smoked: yea about 5 minutes ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs: drogas? no way. maybe
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yea, kinda. does sex count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not a whole box thats sick. maybe a couple
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: hehe. i like to eat fish. sushi. mmm yea.
In the past month have you been on Stage: hey yes i have goddamn drama.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no. never.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, but maybe if you are lucky...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a test.
Ever been Drunk: yes.
Ever been called a Tease: yes.
Ever been Beaten up: no.
Ever Shoplifted: yes.
How do you want to Die: i guess i want to die in a really cool way, but if i have kids i wanna be old, if i dont then i wanna be young.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: journalist, for cosmopolitan or maybe rolling stone.
What country would you most like to Visit: oh fuck. umm. australia? no cambodia. no the vatican. shit.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green/ blue green
Favourite Hair Color: black/ dark brown
Short or Long Hair: both im a switch hitter. i like girls with short hair. and guys with long hair.
Height: 6'0 for a guy i guess. maybe 6'1. and a girl like 5'7
Weight: shit i like them to have meat on em.
Best Clothing Style: no style. thrift store style. i like fucking originality. and something that shows titties.
Number of Drugs I have taken: shit. umm 1. 2. 3. for sure. i think.
Number of CDs I own: umm thats old school i have like 300 maybe.
Number of Piercings: 9. no 7.
Number of Tattoos: none yet. but soon. yes soo soon.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not fighting back.
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Dogma.Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Office Space. (stapler guy in particular) 3 degrees. Shelter... Moonshine. Fight Club.Empire Records. Monster.Reqiuem for a Dream Evil Dead trilogy, but army of darkness is the funniest. old bruce cambell films. (dont get mad andy, i really like them). and bubba ho-tepp. i like to make my own. naked. i like to watch tempus on film. his work is good.
i fuse it. tempus says no more real sex for me because of their butt sex work, but i still watch when hes not looking. anything on skinemax.
Hustler. Perks Of Being A Wallflower. Davinci Code.Angels and Demons. Where the wild things are. Choke. I hate reading newspapers. they are sad and whos the geek that has that job anyway?
Andre The giant. Franco Unamerican. Matt Skiba
and this guy for being the only one to stand up to my parents...Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache overI see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry
These streets we travel on will undergo our same lost pastI found you here, now please just stay for a while
I can move on with you around
I hand you my mortal life, but will it be forever?
I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done
We both know the day will come, but I don't want to leave youI see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture)Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache overNewborn life replacing all of us, changing this fable we live in
No longer needed here so where do we go?
Will you take a journey tonight, follow me past the walls of death?
But girl, what if there is no eternal life?I see my vision burn, I feel my memories fade with time
But I'm too young to worry (a melody, a memory, or just one picture)Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache overTrials in life, questions of us existing here, don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is realSo, what if I never hold you, yeah, or kiss your lips again?
Woooaaah, so I never want to leave you and the memories for us to see
I beg don't leave meSeize the day or die regretting the time you lost
It's empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache overTrials in life, questions of us existing here, don't wanna die alone without you here
Please tell me what we have is realSilence you lost me, no chance for one more day I stand here alone
Falling away from you, no chance to get back home
T Tempting
O Orgasmic
R Rude
R relentless
I i am fucking great
E eehaaaahhhhhh!!!spooge
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