Karenin: "Being cuddled and loved on, protecting my family from hapless strangers who walk past my yard, the Dogpark, though my Mom says those people need Doggie Psych 101, special treats--peanut butter especially, sleeping, chasing my tennis ball or attacking my basketball, playing fetch with my stuffed dog toys, walks, pretending to be dopey when I'm really highly intelligent, and of course, keeping my Mom sane.
Karenin: "More friends that I can hump."
Karenin: "My Mom!!!