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FAKE FRIENDS FAKE FRIENDS: NEVER ASK 4 FOOD REAL FRIENDS: R THE REASON U HAVE NO FOOD FAKE FRIENDS: CALL UR PARENTS MR/MRS REAL FRIENDS: CALL UR PARENTS DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: BAIL U OUT OF JAIL AND TELL U WHAT U DID WRONG REAL FRIENDS: WOULD SIT NEXT 2 U SAYIN "DAMN...WE FUCKED UP..BUT IT WAS FUN FAKE FRIENDS: NEVER SEEN U CRY REAL FRIENDS: CRY WITH U FAKE FRIENDS: BORROW UR STUFF FOR A FEW DAYS THEN GIVE IT BACK REAL FRIENDS: KEEP UR SHIT SO LONG THEY FORGET IT'S URS FAKE FRIENDS: KNOW A FEW THINGS ABOUT U REAL FRIENDS: COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOTU U WITH DIRECT QUOTES FROM U FAKE FRIENDS: WILL LEAVE U BEHIND IF THAT IS WHAT THE CROWD IS DOING REAL FRIENDS: WILL KICK THE WHOLE CROWDS ASS THAT LEFT U FAKE FRIENDS: WOULD KNOCK ON UR FRONT DOOR REAL FRIENDS: WALK RIGHT IN AND SAY "I'M HOME" FAKE FRIENDS: ARE 4 AWILE REAL FRIENDS: ARE 4 EVA FAKE FRIENDS: WILL TAKE UR DRINK AWAY WHAN THEY THINK U'VE HAVE ENOUGH REAL FRIENDS: WILL LOOK AT U STUMBLING ALL OVER THE PLACE AND SAY "BITCH DRINK THE REST OF THAT U KNOW WE DON'T WASTE SHIT FAKE FRIENDS: WILL TALK SHIT TO THE PERSON WHO TALKS BOUT U REAL FRIENDS: WILL KNOCK THEM THE FUCK OUT
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You Are a Margarita
You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down. What Mixed Drink Are You?IF NOTHING LASTS FOREVER, THEN WHO WILL BE MY NOTHING?

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...

Are You a Good Girl?

MY RESULT: Totally Rotten Girl

We hope you like lumps of coal, ‘cause at this rate, you’re never gonna get on Santa’s good side.

Proud of being a rotten girl? Strut all you want, but you have no idea how hard it can be to have a bad reputation. Like, imagine scoring the hottest guy in school, and the next thing you know, there are lewd photos of you posted all around the school.

Sound enticing? You’ve got to check out this fall’s hottest novel, Good Girls. It’s all about a good girl whose reputation is in danger after she gets into some, uh, compromising situations with her hottie boyfriend.

Be a good girl and read more here!

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You're Totally Sarcastic
You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny.
Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it.
And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad. How Sarcastic Are You?http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.indivi dual&videoid=2016299298
You Are 55% Angry
Generally, you are not an angry person.
But you're easily frustrated and enraged. You have one heck of a temper.
And because of your anger, you tend to feel resentful and even spiteful.
You already know how to quell your anger. You just need to do it more often. How Angry Are You?
How long will your relationship last?


Wow! It was meant to be! Just hold on to it!
Congratulations! You have true love! Just don't let any one or anything stand in the way of it!
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Music:

Your Eyes Should Be Brown
Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom

What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart What Color Should Your Eyes Be?
You Are a Chocolate Chip Cookie
Traditional and conservative, most people find you comforting.
You're friendly and easy to get to know. This makes you very popular - without even trying! What Kind of Cookie Are You?
Are you a COUPLE MEANT TO BE?**BOYS/GIRLS**


TRUE LOVE
AWWWW... HOW CUTE. I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU. I HOPE YOU LIKE GETTING SMOOTHERED. AT LEST THERE IS ACOUPLE LIKE YOU GUYS.
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Movies:

Take the quiz:
What Flavor Ice Cream Are You

Vanilla
You Are Vanilla Ice Cream Your personality is anything but "vanilla" You're a risk taker, who's up for anything new. You go well with anyone and fit into any situation. You are most compatible with rocky road ice cream.
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You Are Sunrise
You enjoy living a slow, fulfilling life. You enjoy living every moment, no matter how ordinary.
You are a person of reflection and meditation. You start and end every day by looking inward.
Caring and giving, you enjoy making people happy. You're often cooking for friends or buying them gifts.
All in all, you know how to love life for what it is - not for how it should be. What Time Of Day Are You?
You Are Storm
Exotic and powerful, Storm descended from a line of African priestesses.
Emotions can effect your powers, but you are generally serene.
Powers: controlling weather, creating winds that lift you into flight, generating lightning Which of the X-Men Are You?
Pepperoni Pizza
Robust and dominant.
When you go for something, you go full force.
You tend to take control of situations easily.
And in return, you get a ton of respect. What's Your Pizza Personality?
Which football position are you? (sick pics)

Linebacker
You are a tough guy. you like hitting anyone. you just want to hit someone in there mouth.
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Television:

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You Are Las Vegas
Wild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices.
You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking.
You shine brightly every night, but you do the ultimate walk of shame each morning.

Famous Las Vegas residents: Wayne Newton, Howard Hughes, Penn & Teller, Siegfried & Roy What American City Are You?

Books:

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You Are a German Shepherd Puppy
Intelligent, quick witted, and a bit aggressive.
You've got the jaw power to take a bite out of anyone you choose. What Breed of Puppy Are You? Layouts
You Were Very Naughty This Year!
Naughty, naughty! You've given Santa a broken heart.
You probably won't get anything from Mr. Claus
Except for a well deserved spanking
(Which you'll probably enjoy, you sicko!) Were You Naughty or Nice This Year?
You Are Sex On the Beach
When comes to drinking, you like it to go down smooth.
You really don't like the taste of alcohol - just its effect on you.
So, you're proud to get drunk on fruity, girly drinks.
Because once you're liquored up, the fun begins! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||| 36%
Mystical |||| 16%
Artistic |||||||||||| 43%
Religious |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hedonism |||||||||||||| 56%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||| 23%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||||||| 36%
Anti-authority |||||| 30%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||| 23%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||| 23%
Physical security |||||| 30%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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