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The Short Bus All-Star

If Chuck Norris hasn't killed you, you're already dead...

About Me

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S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S S SI'm a decent musician. It's all about Metal. I can't get enough of my music, next to my homies and skateboarding. I'm not as kick ass as my friends, sorry. If you want to join me in my silent journey of mere human observation, you must not have anything to do, so I recommend watching the Resident Evil 5 extendeded trailer and/or gameplay videos that can be found on youtube, gametrailers, etc. If you're still reading, may I ask why? I know this is a blah blah blah internet tool massive social email everyone's here blah blah blah look who's pregnant my girlfriend is a whore why does the world hate me kinda place yeah, but really....You should be reading 'how to build a refrigerator' manuals and 'hand-operated buzzsaws: That'll teach 'em!', and stuff like at. At least it's user friendly and informational. What are you doing right now? ......... ......... You're slowing down the progression of mankind. Just like Bush.Obama '08. Suck it dry McCain. Dry like your old man balls.

My Interests

Metal, skateboarding. I'm a huge EA Skate, Resident Evil and Silent Hill fan.

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I'd like to meet:

Rodney Mullen, oh, and that chick from Letters to Cleo, and greased up deaf guy.(They say no one can catch him, but I'm certain if I use a hammer I could win that week paid vacation thingy at work.)

Music:

Suicide Silence, Winds of Plague, All the Silent Hill OST, The Devil wears Prada, Lamb of GOD, All that Remains, IC motherfucking P, Slipknot, Atreyu, Killswitch Engage, Bullet for my Valentine, Shadowsfall, Cold, DevilDriver, KoRn, Bone Thugs N' Harmony, A Perfect Circle, Tool, fuckin' Deftones man, THE MESSIAH COMPLEX. Any band that makes music about some real shit, not your little flashy bigger pictures better things bubblegum pop retard bullshit. If you can't figure that out, sorry, I will not tell you what it means. Obviously, you don't need to know, so just keep doing what you're doing. Don't judge me, monkey!! Free Satanic layouts at SatanSpace.com

Movies:

Silent Hill, Grandma's Boy (shit's weak!) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Half Baked, Boondock Saints (the ultimate badass gansta flick), Wassup Rockers, Saw III........

Television:

Adultswim,(Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, Metaloclypse is the best, all of it, shit.), South Park, Fuse, Fuel TV, but I don't watch much tv nowadays....SHIT'S WEAK!!

Books:

Resident Evil: Nemesis, The Rakdos Guild. I prefer writing my own madness...

Heroes:

Jay and Silent Bob.

My Blog

Some new material

I've been writing some new lyrics, about 4 songs worth. The last bit I wrote was intensely designed through pure unadulterated drinking and smoking, but resultled in my new favorite song. I'll tell ya...
Posted by The Short Bus All-Star on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 10:45:00 PST

Ha ha ha, take that! I'm sure it was a minor inconvience!!

What the fuck, youtube.com, some of the people in this world,....oh my freaking lord some people are truly meant to be retarded whores. That's fine, I suppose. How boring would the streets be without?...
Posted by The Short Bus All-Star on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:33:00 PST

Perforate through Euphoria

I feel jubilant, yet I'm hollow. I'm starting that "thing" again, I can't stop it, why am I letting this thing pull me under? How can I kill it? Fuck, my smoke just broke. I'm leaning towards thi...
Posted by The Short Bus All-Star on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:13:00 PST

Ok, one more gin.

Christmas was great, I was fucked up through the whole damn thing drinkin' and what not. I'm feeling better now; I was close to the edge, but I found my way back somehow. How does that shit work? I've...
Posted by The Short Bus All-Star on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:19:00 PST

Ok, don't trip....

You have aids. Super Aids! No, for real, you only have Hepatitis B.
Posted by The Short Bus All-Star on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:12:00 PST

just listen to me maybe?

Ok, so alot of the shit I write about makes certain people think that I'm a little weird or whatever. I don't mean to make people think such things, I just have a twisted perception of reality, my bad...
Posted by The Short Bus All-Star on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 02:48:00 PST

Silent Hill: The Suffering of Silence

Ok, so one of you was curious as to what follows The Joys of Silence. Well, if you want more of Brody, too bad. He's dead. Yeah, that's right. He's dead. I ruined the ending. So what. Anyway, The Suf...
Posted by The Short Bus All-Star on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:59:00 PST

Silent Hill: The Joys of Silence

Soon I'll be posting shorts from my continuing story of Silent Hill. This is the 4th part of the horrific saga with a twist of my fiendish, horrid design. Those on the level will scream with frenzied ...
Posted by The Short Bus All-Star on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:51:00 PST