Ollie

I'm the new vocalist for a band called AFTERLIFE check us out. I live in a bucket at the bottom of a shoe. My next door neighbour is a sexually charged midget that has an obsession with my pathetic attempt at facial hair. He likes to show me his poop box while eating a pop tart (toffee flavour of course). Anyway my best friend is a soiled nappy that was poo'd in by myself. It was a nice poo but it took too long and i couldnt be bothered to wipe. Thats my life story. Now i'm dead THE END. Leave a message or i will hunt you down and cut you!