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About Me

-Things That Are True About Me-

-I've killed a man with my bare hands.
-I served in both World Wars.
-I've played guitar for No Use For A Name, Led Zepplin, and In Flames.
-I started the band Gwar.
-I came up with the name Gwar.
-I once flew around the world really fast to turn back time to save the love of my life from being killed.
-I know all 23 different flavours that make up Dr. Pepper.

-Things That Aren't True About Me-

-My full name is Matthew Robert George Harber.
-I was born in London, raised in Embro, and moved to Putnam.
-I'm addicted to cinnimon and vanilla.
-I'll love you forever if you give me candy corn.
-I play D&D.
-I love Comedy far too much.
-I love Canadian Comedy.
-Im naturally a guitarist.
-I also play guitar and sing for Anna's Best Friend.
-I have a queen sized bed, but I sleep on an old futon.

My Interests

Guitar,
Ska,
Punk,
Computer,
Gaming,
Skateboarding,
Froot Loops

I'd like to meet:

People who enjoy good music, People who agree with my rants in my blogs, people who hate / don't understand the concept of "Scene", people who will actually have conversations on msn, and understand when I'm too busy not to.

This freaking kid.

Music:

A Wilhelm Scream
Against All Authority
Assorted Jellybeans
Bedouin Soundclash
Bigwig
Gob
Gwar
In Flames
KMFDM
Lagwagon
Mindless Self Indulgence
MU330
New Found Glory
No Use For A Name
Shadows Fall
Strike Anywhere
Subb
The Know How
The Planet Smashers
Zao

Movies:

Lucky Number Slevin,
Clerks,
UHF,
Reservoir Dogs,
Pulp Fiction,
Anchorman,
Ghostbusters,
Ghostbusters 2,
The Bourne Identity,
The Bourne Supremecy,
cKy 1-4,
Mallrats,
Dogma

Television:

Stella,
Fraggle Rock,
Corner Gas,
Mythbusters,
The Colbert Report,
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart

Books:

The Bourne Identity,
Underboss,
Catcher In The Rye

Heroes:

Tony Sly,
Jason Rouse,
Tom Petta,
Kreg Kennedy,
Cory Boyle,
Sammy Gravano

My Blog

Pissed Right Off.

I've learned to deal with the bullshit bulletins about ghosts wanting to kill me in my sleep if I don't forward it. I've learned to deal with the stupid fucking emails about people worrying myspace i...
Posted by Matthew Harber on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 06:46:00 PST

Starchoice Sucks Balls.

We've had StarChoice for around 4 years now, and we've never had any problems with it. Today was my dad's birthday, and my mom couldn't think of anything to get, so since my dad is perverted, he asked...
Posted by Matthew Harber on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 08:01:00 PST

I Almost Died.

Ya, It's true. We played a show with Social Code at the Rum Runners Music Hall, and it's connected to Cosmo City. So we'd walk around Cosmo City lazer quest thing while waiting for our set. At the ba...
Posted by Matthew Harber on Sat, 22 Oct 2005 10:58:00 PST

Lack Of Good Title

Hey, It's been quite a while since I posted last. Get over it. Well, things have been going awesomely for me, especially Off Topic. WE had our first show in London at The Salt Lounge. It's such an aw...
Posted by Matthew Harber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Astranged Happenings Of Yestermorrow

Hello Dearies, It's been far too long since I've rambled, so here I am. Today we had band practice, but i lost my voice, and that wasnt really cool. Cuz when me and tielemans were singing, i cou...
Posted by Matthew Harber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Attention Everyone Who Feels Ripped Off

How many have bought a CD or watched a movie that turned out to be less than satisfactory? How many have felt cheated after a night out at the movies, having gone there after seeing trailers, commerci...
Posted by Matthew Harber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HEY, EVERYONE.

www.myspace.com/angryagency www.myspace.com/thefullydown Look at these bands. For they are amazing, and they can play guitar / sing / play horned instruments better than you as a collective. E...
Posted by Matthew Harber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Irony : Electric Boogaloo

Hey Everyone! Well, Let me begin my incoherant rambling by saying " My Back Really Effing Hurts". I went to school, a wee bit depressed, because I really wanted dreads, but I gotta wait until Mo...
Posted by Matthew Harber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

First Blog

Hey, who ever is taking the time to read this! I got dragged into myspace when my band (off topic) signed up for an account. I decided being a member of that account wasnt good enough, I needed my own...
Posted by Matthew Harber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is sooooo me

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Posted by Matthew Harber on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST