I'm not like other women. I'm not Complicated, I'm Abstract.When I grow up I want to be a financially stable artist, mermaid or senile.I fiercely believe in the Improbable. I believe that nothing is Impossible. I root for the Underdog. My Logic is Fuzzy. I function in Theory and Hopefulness. I'm also very stubborn about my beliefs and my delusions. I'll respect yours if you respect mine.
I am a female, 4-limbed, 1-headed, Carbon-based life form living on the 3rd planet from the sun in the Milky Way Galaxy whilst ingesting Oxygen, as well as many other interesting carcinogens.*** As an artist - I have been hired to do Tattoo Designs, Album covers for local bands/musicians, Comic strips, Comic books, Graphic novels, Bar murals, Portrait Photography, Theatrical posters, Protest leaflets, Stencils, Collegic Medical posters, T-shirt Designs, Greeting cards, Textbook illustrations, etc.*** I currently write/illustrate my own online graphic novel called "Amie"(which is 6 years old). You can find Amie and other artworks here - http://amiewebcomic.deviantart.com/
or in the PICS section of my Myspace page, http://myspace.com/amiethewebcomic.
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.****I am seeking (Romantically) MY perfect guy: NOT to be mixed up with Your perfect guy, His perfect guy, or Her perfect guy. MY perfect guy. **** I'd like someone who can make me laugh by being themselves and also have a serious conversation when need be. I want a guy who has pondered the question "What are my toe nails for?" - and found a few theories on it. I'm looking for someone who understands the appeal of Weird Al, Steve Martin, & the importance of Saturday Morning Cartoons. Someone a bit like Eric Foreman from "That 70s Show", but my age. I'm looking for my ideal geekboy. It could be you, ya never know. ;D
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1.) I do understand the fact that all men are very in touch with their inner 8 year old. I've accepted this fact and therefore have the ability to NOT get (terribly) bent out of shape when a male friend does something COMPLETELY idiotic. Its natural for them to do. *
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.2.) I understand the inalienable fact that all Men are dicks, & all Woman are psychos --- TO ONE DEGREE OR ANOTHER!!! (If you accept this fact about yourself and others around you - its a lot easier to just go with the flow of life and let people be themselves without judgment. Everybody has a bad day once in awhile. It really is that simple.)*
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Thats pretty much my outlook on people and how we interact with one another. Can you tell I analyze human behavior patterns for fun? I'm an avid Listener and Observer of Human Behavior.***I have a weakness for geeks, especially artistic/ musicially talented Geeks. Anything creative! I'm just as much of a sucker for Goofballs. Someone who is intelligent, honest, a goof, AND compassionate would be nice. I know, I ask so much. I'm looking for my Clark Kent if Clark Kent had ever experienced sex, drugs and Rock-n-Roll.***I crave a person without a plastic personality. Someone with flaws. - like me. Someone who is not ashamed of being himself. Someone with emotional baggage to match mine. Someone I can learn from and with. Someone who has fallen and been saved by Rock & Roll or Stand-up Comedy. Someone who knows the healing power of robust laughter and a hug. Someone who can laugh at me, with me and at himself, as well as the rest of the world.***I pride myself on NOT being normal and still being a good person. Happy lil' heathen, thats me. ;) I have a happily random personality & I like to make people feel good w/o having to explain any more than "I felt like it". I try my best to live by the Golden Rule. (does anyone remember how it goes?) I'm also the type of person who, when spoiled or surprised, uncontrollably acts like a shy little girl. I'm not a big party girl, but I'm not one to pass up a good time.***I'm usually able to make just about anyone laugh, some to the point of bladder control loss and crying. I just love the sound of laughter. It's my addiction. If I was male, I'd get an erection every time I made someone have a full-on Belly laugh. OH YES!!!ahem.***I grew up watching late night stand-up comedy, so thats how I learned to deal with people. Not always the best in tactical situations, but whatever. Sarcasm is my sword and Humor is my shield!!! (don't worry, I know how to be serious when its called for)*******************
Physically, you could say I'm a bit Rubenesque. Heavy in the hips & chest with a tiny waistline. Sounds good, but it looks different than you could imagine. You could say I'm a slightly over-stuffed hourglass figure.Your results:
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.Aside from all that --I have been trying to teach my cats to hula hoop, my fish to tango, and myself to shape shift. So far - no luck on any of those fronts.The most interesting thing about me --is getting to know me. Good or bad, I'll change your world. Promise. ;)
The Good , the bad and the ugly - A survey of your life by el_tino
* So basically.. *
Name?: I'm known by many, but mostly, Jo.
Age?: older than I look
Sex?: maybe. I'll think about it.
Birth Date?: 2/28
Hair Color?: naturally red
Eye Color?: it changes with my moods, but mostly green
Height?: 5'7"
Weight?: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
Body Type?: curvy in all the wrong places
Piercings?: 7
Tattoos?: 2 so far, a third is in the planning stages
What are you wearing right now?: a grin
What is your hairstyle at the moment?: top is pulled up in a stick-bun
* Favorites *
Soda?: Raspberry Ginger Ale
Food?: Good food made by loving friends
Drinks?: Sun-made Sweet Tea
Alcoholic drink?: Jack & Coke or Tequila shots
Time of day?: night
Season?: winter
Day of the week?: Friday
Song at the moment?: it changes daily
Band/artist?: this also changes
Book?: Still Life with Woodpecker by Tom Robbins
Subject in school?: Art and Lunch
Place in the USA?: my bed
Place outside the USA?: Nassua, Bahamas
Color?: Chartruese or Orange
Style of clothes?: punk, comfy, laid back, jeans
Store?: stores are over-rated
Mall?: so are malls
City?: Denver, CO
Website?: HotTopic.com
Magazine?: MAD
Kind of pet?: Albino Python
* Worst *
Place to be?: jail?
Class in school?: History (teacher was a bitch)
Time of day?: morning
Season?: Spring (fucking horny bastards)
Kind of pet?: anything that sheds fur
Drink?: Ipikak
Food?: Squid (too rubbery)
Mall?: Diamond Run
Store?: Victoria's Secret (she's a whore!)
Style of clothes?: Mu-Mus
Celebrity?: Paris Hilton
Color?: Bright Yellow
Book?: NRA Handbook?
Type of music?: Country and Rap
Website?:
Magazine?: Walking
* Daily Life *
When do you get up?: When I need to or when my bladder wakes me up.
What is your first thought?: Crap. Morning again?
What do you do first?: Go potty or make coffee. Depends on my needs
What is your usual outfit?: Jeans and a clean shirt
What is your first class of the day?: depends on the semester and day
When does school end?: the end of the semester. Duh.
Do you see your friends?: some of them, daily
What do you do when you get home?: usually I go potty when I get home
What time do you go to bed?: when I can't see straight anymore
* Do you... *
Brush your teeth daily?: twice.
Brush your hair daily?: yes
Shower daily?: I try.
Sing?: Mostly when alone.I lo
Dance?: ve to dance by myself, but I've been known to dance in bars.
Party?: oh yes.
Get drunk?: when it calls for it
Have sex?: not often, but I'm picky.
Read books?: I read just about anything I can find.
Listen to music a lot?: every evening
Read magazines?: yes. lots
Go online a lot?: daily to check my mail
Have a religion?: just my own personal beliefs
Have an iPod?: no
Want an iPod?: no
Have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: no
Play an instrument?: a few, not well
Get sick a lot?: no
Watch TV?: yes
Like MTV?: no
Like VH1?: no
Like the History Channel?: yes
Have digital cable?: yes
Have more than 500 channels on your TV?: no
Listen to the radio?: not anymore
Still use your CD player?: no, all my music is on my computer
Stalk people?: no
Have more than 200 buddies in your buddy list?: no
Have dial-up internet?: not anymore
Have AOL?: no
Know HTML?: no
Have a GPA higher than 3.9?: yes ;D
Do well in honors classes?: never took them
* Music *
Do you listen to rap?: I try not to
R & B?: sometimes
Blues and/or Jazz?: yes
Classical?: yes
Pop?: not modern Pop
Country?: no
Emo/Screamo?: sometimes
Heavy Metal?: sometimes
Christian?: unfortunately, sometimes it creeps in
Techno?: yes
Reggae?: yes
Broadway Musical Songs?: yes
Oldies?: yes
* In a boyfriend/girlfriend *
Hair color?: brunette
Eye color?: hazel or green
Tattoos?: I like tattoos
Piercings?: I like piercings, but not too many
Favorite Music?: similar to mine, but not exactly like
Style of clothing?: comfortable
Body type?: average
Personality or looks?: PERSONALITY
Would you go out with someone just for their money?: No because I don't use people for their stuff.
Do you go on "Pity Dates"?: I've been on one and felt bad about it since.
Does size matter?: Not if you know how to make up for it.
Do they have to be popular?: LOL! no
Does the guy ask the girl out or the other way around?: I'd prefer being asked out, but I'm not big on dating.
Where do you go on the first date?: Dinner and a movie, usually.
Kiss on the first date?: Only if I feel an attraction I can't ignore.
Sex on the first date?: NEVER!
* Right Now *
Do you think you look good right now?: I usually look good. No one notices though.
Are you eating something?: no
Are you drinking something?: no
Are you IMing anyone?: yes, Pam
Are you talking on the phone with someone?: no, but I was talking to Joe.
Are you talking face-to-face with someone?: No, he left to to go on a walk.
What are you listening to?: Futurama on tv
What are you watching on TV?: Futurama
What other websites do you have open?: none
* What do you believe? *
Do you believe in ghosts?: yes
The afterlife?: somedays
Aliens?: big waste of space if there aren't any out there.
God?: whose god?
The devil?: whose version?
Heaven?: not for me
Hell?: I figure thats where I'm going with all my friends. ROF
Scientology?: LMFAO no.
Hinduism?: yes
Buddhism?: yes
Christianity?: sorta
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Stability |||||||||||| 50%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
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Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||| 23%
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Self absorbed || 10%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 63%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
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Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||| 17%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity || 10%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
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