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Lencola

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About Me

Feed My Brain! amazom.com wishlist! Every year that passes I become a better person. I love getting older just for the fact that I get to experience life. I love experiencing new things and meeting interesting people. I love hearing life stories and pondering why people make the choices that govern their life. Listening to the most mundane thought in some ones mind is very fascinating to me. I am a great problem solver and am always here to listen. I enjoy getting text messages on my phone, even if its just says dookie. I have a very silly/goofy/sensual/cartoon sense of humor. I would rather watch cartoons than live action television. I like to make people smile. Im not above humping a leg or sticking my tongue in an ear. Burping is the best way to lighten a mood (At leasts it's coming out the top). I love spin the bottle, because it is a game that is the embodiment of youth. Sometimes I need a good spanking, or someone to tell me shut the hell up. I take my camera when I go out, just in case a kodak moment happens. I like to stay up late reading and I love people. In the next ten years I hope to finish an integrative biology degree and go on to get a Dotorate in physical medicine with a minor in physical therapy as well as living and working in another country. More pics of me are in my blogs. Leave some comments bitches:) I love qoutes of all kinds, so feel free to share some good ones.RANDOM CRAZINESS!

My Interests

Pilates, Yoga, Music, Cooking, Creating food, Hiking, Flying, Travel, Travel, Travel, Singing, Winter Sports, Dancing, Photography, Gardening, Upholstery, Painting, Frisbee, Biking, Running, Shopping, Staring, Trying new foods, Computers,Photoshop, Illustrator, Writing, Kitty Cats, Doggies, The Beach, Vacations, Nudism, Voyeurism, Languages, Cars, Latex, Cooking, Decorating, woodwork, Flowers, I have a Jacket fetish, Math, Dream Interpretation, Chinese Astrology, Western Astrology, Healthy Living, Wine, Cocktails, Nail Polish, Poetry, Psychology, Philosophy, Costuming, Modeling, Porn Mags and Movies, Wieners, Tacos, Sushi, Clams, Sausage, Tube Steak, Sweater Meat, Fun Bags, Fuck Holes, Pillows, MILF's (more to come later.)

I'd like to meet:



I love positive, funny, and out going people. I want to meet people who know how to have a good time. I read every email messages and I only add people who I have met in person. If you are a truely cool person that I would like to meet some day then I may add you. If the only thing you have to say is "holla back" or "when can I get with you?" then I will read, look at your profile and ignore your message. Be creative people! Check out my blogs and pics to see some of my work. Celebs...Jack Black,Dave Chapelle,Dane Cook,Jason Mewes,Kevin Smith,Ryan Reynolds, Betty White.

Music:

Tool, Clutch, Thrice, Cursive, Incubus, Alien Ant Farm, Every Time I Die, Jimi Hendrix, Pearl Jam, Sound Garden, David Bowie, Frank Sinatra, Tomahawk, Weezer, Nirvana, Billy Ocean, Percy Sledge, James Brown, Faith No More, The Cult, Marvin Gaye, Otis Redding, Al Green, Journey, The Police, Mastodon, The Doors, Pink Floyd, Janis Joplin, Led Zeppelin, Bear vs Shark, Sparta, Fear Before the March of Flames, Ray Charles, Saosin, Panic at the Disco, Coheed and Cambria, In Flames, The Dresden Dolls, Deftones, Rise Against,Silver Chair, Circa Survive, Thievery Corporation, System of the Down, AFI, Mindless Self Indulgence, Portis Head, The Mars Volta, Marilyn Manson, Mr. Bungle, Minus The Bear, NIN, Type O Negative, Dog Fashion Disco, The Dillinger Escape Plan, I'm a Robot, Rise Against, Cave In, Tenacious D, Him, Mike Patton and many others.

Movies:

First...It is not uncommon for me to watch 3 or 4 movies in a day. Second...for some reason there are always those movies that you can watch anytime and for me they are Legend, Army of Darkness, Anchorman, Fight Club, Seven, Poltergiest, Cats Eye, Star Wars, 300 (for the obvious perv reasons), Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Resident Evilg, all the Alien movies, I have a new fascination for Kung Fu Movies (Thanks Danny!). I love horror flicks, slasher flicks (give me gore), fantasy flicks are great too. I like Italian movies (I've been teaching myself Italian). All of the Alien movies are great. Everyone should see the movie "Happiness", it's delightfully disturbing. I will go see any movie with Angelina Jolie, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith, Bruce Campbell, Will Ferrel or Brad Pitt. Anime rocks too. Sometimes, but not often I wish I had cable so that I can watch the history channel and cartoon network. I will watch anything once. Kill Bill, Fight Club, Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, X-Men, Spiderman, Spongebob, Sideways, Closer, Being John Malkovich, Blade, Spawn (animated), Pulp Fiction, High Tension, Saw, Wild Thornberry's, South Park, Jacobs Ladder, Serpent and the Rainbow, A nightmare on Elm Street, Gremlins, Critters, Jason, Exorcist, Poltergeist, Donny Darko,Garden State, Anchorman, Dark City, Lord of The Rings, Starwars, Snatch, 40 Year Old Virgin,Lost In Space, Office Space,Pan's Labyrinth, Night Breed,Tales From the Crypt...

Television:

Although I never get to watch television when I do I like to watch The Family Guy, Futurama, ER, Law and Order, Simpsons, The Ventre Brothers, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Alf, Invader Zim. I love the Cartoon network (Adult Swim rocks). I like cheesy sci- fi television like Stargate SG-1. I really like forensic and surgery shows.

Books:

I like books that teach me something. Give me a physics or anatomy book and I'm happy. Throw in a little gardening or sewing and my brain will be occupied for hours."Car & Driver" and "Motor Trend" are not books but they are a great read. Fiction and non...The Picture of Dorian Grey, Bearing An Hourglass, On a Pale Horse, Hobbit, all of thgeg Lord of The Rings books, Choke, Ideas and Opinions, The Odyssey, The 4 Aggreements, many many pilates, yoga, anatomy, spanish, and italian books.

Heroes:

Sissors, knives, and power tools. Anything hot.

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My Blog

The Four Agreements

I read this book a long time ago and thought it appropriate to share. Be Impeccable With Your Word Speak with integrity. Say only what you mean. Avoid using the word to speak against yourself or to go...
Posted by Lencola on Sun, 25 May 2008 11:16:00 PST

Escape from the House of Hotep

It has been a while since I posted a dream   Scene: The adventure begins immediately and I find myself under a pile of linens on the floor. Standing at a reinforced window is a vampire-like creat...
Posted by Lencola on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:00:00 PST

Its like you chanel dead crazy people!

A few things I enjoy and about me:www.alluc.orgwww.redtube.comwww.mp3searcg.ruI need to eat fresh pineapple or papaya when I have milk products.I have a weekness for chocolate toffee cookies, Oreos, d...
Posted by Lencola on Sun, 11 May 2008 03:33:00 PST

Did someone take your tongue?

Lately I’ve been missing all of my longtime buds.. Thankyou all for being a part of my life! I hope you guys are having a wonderful time.  I am  happy to have made new c...
Posted by Lencola on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 11:58:00 PST

Emotive

The last few months have been a great chance for self-exploration. I've learned how much I can love and how much I'm willing to give and take.  I have a lot to give but only to those who intrigue...
Posted by Lencola on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:23:00 PST

Im like a Bird

Ok, I know it's been a while since I wrote a blog, so here's a little update: I just started traveling and teaching Pilates. I have a fantastic client/friend who takes me with him where ever he goes s...
Posted by Lencola on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 12:46:00 PST

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Have you ever had that moment where everything was perfect..that moment when all the building blocks that are your life seem to stack up right? I am forever in that moment when I am with my Alex. I ...
Posted by Lencola on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:40:00 PST

"What did I do to deserve?"

Life is great. Things are finally falling into place. I have a job that I love, and I met the most wonderful man ever. It is so nice to find someone who gets and loves my silly random adorable cartoon...
Posted by Lencola on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:36:00 PST

Eight Elements West... Move it or loose it!

I finally found a place to call home. If you would like to schedule a pilates private or group session please visit  eightelementswest.com  What to expect from Pilates: Pilates dramatically...
Posted by Lencola on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:20:00 PST

Excuse me while I do the Technicolor Yawn!

To all of those who care I will be moving to San Diego this week.  I should be in and out of Memphis for the rest of the year.  I'm looking forward to getting the fungus known...
Posted by Lencola on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 09:07:00 PST