Spon

The alter-egos of Jon Sharp....___________________________Jon Sharp... the original Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets so love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones that don't. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance - take it. If it changes your life - let it. Treat people how you expect to be treated and be happy in the knowledge that if they fucked u over, then its their loss, and its always the ones u thought never would that will! Nobody said it was going to be easy, but one day it'll be worth it!Do it today, dont wait for tomorrow because u might never get the chance again.I'm too easy going. I dont do fake, I'm always me. I dont hate and love those I care about unconditionaly. All of those proved to be my downfall when I least expected it but its who I am so like it or lump it.As emotionaly open as I am, I'm still a bloke. I think in direct logic. I cant do 2 things at once. I dont understand women. I hate shopping. When I say I'll meet u at 3pm I really mean 3am. 1 pint always means 5. I like cars, music, women and sport. I like having a laugh and gettin lashed. __________________________Sharpy... the workplace jester From Insurance to selling records to graphic designer. The happy go lucky office joker. The one management love to hate. A useful asset but a complete lose cannon. __________________________Spon... the party psycho Meet Spon, an Obsessive Compulsive, Alcoholic Depressive Skitzophrenic with an Attention Defacit Dissorder. Haha. No Seriously! Only Jokin. But yeah i am! What was i sayin again? Is this straight jacket really necessary?Where there's a party he's there. If there was alcohol, you can bet ya bottom dollar its gone. Drunken texts. Regretful conversations. Cringeworthy anticts. Everlasting memories. Likely to not give a fuck. Loved by many and hated by some. Complete Rouge Trader. __________________________Jon Maniak... half of the formidable DJ duo Dek Maniax It's not a status thing. Its not a pulling aid. Its not a 'look at us do you know who we are' thing. It's a dirtbag swing. It's a party educational broadcast from the OffYour Rocker Party. We drop smut bombs that make the lesser informed cluber cry. We get more lashed than the crowd. We aint here just to educate them in the music, but rather a full on party attitude. We give them the tunes to dance to along with a physical display of what level they should be on! Of course this level of madness can be risky when atempting to control DJ equipment and thats why are firm believers in sharing the responsibilty. When vision is at an all time low and one eye in each of our heads may have even stopped functioning completely, we've still got 2 between us. When one of us goes wondering off to mingle, there's still one of us there. And last but not least, if it sounds good to us, surely t must sound good to everyone else? haha!! JOB DONE! See u in a filth fest near you... lets just hope you're ready if we're behind the decks!