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About Me

I can't remember the last time I sat down and got to describe myself. It's so exciting I think two drops fo pee came out! I don't care much for boring people, and the others, super excited types, make me want to crush their throat with my boot.....so I guess I would describe myself as inbetween. You know, moments of complete silence, boredom, and then rants fueled by caffine, beer, or just straight ....me...? I have a image complex....as in I think I'm....fat, bald, ugly, small ears....you know....like a chick. On that note as well I like some chick like stuff, like: cooking, shopping, talking about feelings (kidding). So I'm an overall well rounded guy, for the most part. Now I know what you're asking, "what pray tell makes up your masculine side and proves to the world you're not gay?" And I would respond in kind with, "that is a ver good question!". Foff I'm in the army, and I love it....to a degree! Not enough you say? Well I love guns, and anything tactical and assault like, I scratch everything on my body at least twice a day, fart, burp with no regard to anyone or anything around me (wife can contest to that), and last I checked I'm a super nerd (movies, comics, video games, hanging out with nerds...breeding the nerdness within us). So I'm a pretty weird guy, balanced or not, I make up for it in neatoness....which is a word, which I just created. I love the outdoors, anything that promotes fake violence, making cookies, rolling in the meadows, and cuddling with my super hot wife with the slammin booty!! PEACE I'M OUTTY!

My Interests

Paintball, random violence, punk/ska music, indie/forig/weird ass films, law enforcement educational videos gone wrong, digital photography, alcohol, self realizations (on any level), gummy candy, diet coke, guns, punk bands that do cover songs to crappy songs, washing dishes, collecting Captain Morgan bottles, video editing, eating food, shooting stuff with guns, bathing, adding to my DVD collection, walking for no reason, adjusting my glasses, writing (in any format), cleaning up after someone elses messes then beating them to a bloody pulp, drinking diet coke, and pointing out the obvious (for example: you see a bird flying. I say, "hey look it's a bird flying.") the end

I'd like to meet:

People who are obsessed with movies as much as I am. If so maybe we can start a support group for people who buy DVD's in excess (I'm at 500, had to sell a few hundred to pay for speeding tickets). I'd like to meet those guys that message random chicks online asking to look at their webcam all the time. My wife must get a million of those a day. I'd line em up and use my kung-fu grip to circumsize them all....eww that's actually kinda gross....anyway. Other then that, if I could meet anyone period, no rules applying: Bob Ross ( a sad day in afro painting when that man departed this world....damn you cancer!!), Kevin Smith, William Shatner, whoever invented Mellos (god damn they are addictive), and Mr.Rogers.

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Music:

Pen15, Less then Jake, MXPX, Pietasters, Operation Ivy, NOFX, Bad Religion, Ramones, Dead Kennedys, Coldplay, Nerfherder, Goldfinger, Mustard Plug, Propagahndi, Five Iron Frenzy, Army of Juan, Anti Flag, Audioslave, Atari Teenage Riot, The Darkness, The Strokes, The Unseen, Teen Idols, Weezer, Might Mighty Boss Tones, Squirtgun, Ignite, Pennywise, MU330, Reel Big Fish, Guttermouth, Drop Kick Murphys, Ghoti Hook, Rancid, The Distillers, Mad Caddies, a lot of movie scores kinda kick ass (Danny Elfman, John Williams), some classical, and way to many others to list.

Movies:

28 Days Later, Affliction, American History X, American Psycho, American Splendor, Anatomy, Evil Dead Trilogy, Bad Taste, Baise-moi, Barton Fink, Battle Royale, Being John Malkovich, Belly, A Better Place, CLerks 2, The Big Lebowski, Bongwater, Boondock Saints, Dead Alive, Bully, But I'm a Cheerleader, Class of Nukem High, Clockers, A Clockwork Orange, Comic Book Villians, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, The Crow, Dark City, Dazed and Confused, Dead Presidents, Donnie Darko, The Doom Generation, Edward Scissorhands, Election, Empire Records, Equilibrium, The Experiment, Eye of the Beholder, Face Off, Fall Time, Fargo, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ferris Buellers Day Off, Fight Club, Freeway, Gattaca, The General, Ghost Dog, Ghost World, Gl

My Blog

Geez!! I feel like a....a bag of something.......oh yeah doush!

I couldn't help but notice I haven't written anything in like 13 days...? What's up with that? Who would not write in their blog, knowing full well the fate of an entire nation rests on his wiery shou...
Posted by Brian on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:23:00 PST

blah blah blah.....I hate sand

Everyday seems to tick by slowly. THe only thing that speeds up the processes is when something exciting happens (which rarely does), or when I get to mess with some cool new stuff! Well today a buddy...
Posted by Brian on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

So Jimmy's got Stove Top a 6pm, but we're having Stove Top at 7:30pm.........we can do this!

Greetings ya'll!! So the Turkey Day kick off is almost upon us, at least here in little ole Iraq. Thanks in part to my lovely assistant Jesse (she also plays my wife on TV), and the rest of the d...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:44:00 PST

update number two for my leather clad, zipper mouthed friend

His name is Burt Verde, from Kansas City, KS, and apparently he has emailed chicks in the past with the same message, only change to it is the number of years of experiance he has in the "sport".........
Posted by Brian on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:03:00 PST

update to my new S/M friend

So he is on myspace, though he hasn't been on since May 2005. His name is Burt, he's 46, and he's a Gemini! How neato! Other then that his profile is pretty bland.........hmmm I wonder if he is Google...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:53:00 PST

the creepy people in the world......oh not me

So every now and then you receive an email, or IM that is a little innappropriate, "look at my web cam", "or check out my penis". We get these all the time, but rarely do we act on them. I mean, we ar...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:44:00 PST

Yeaaaaa it's almost Sunday!!!!!

Oh that's right, you don't know that Sunday is the day all the terrorists sleep in...? Well now you know! And knowing is half the battle......blah blah blah G.I.Joe. So anywho, another few days have p...
Posted by Brian on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:32:00 PST

Happy Halloween....a wee bit late

So my Halloween has come and gone....didn't really do anything persay. I sat in a little area, had little feelings, and ate some little candy bars. But to be honest I probably ate enough to equal seve...
Posted by Brian on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:54:00 PST

I guess I should talk about my feelings

So lately I have been feeling a little lost, and confused........I mean with all the explosions going off around here, it's hard to think that I won't even be abl to dance. But I can dance if I want t...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:50:00 PST

another day another $2.27 an hour

Granted I get paid twenty four hours a day, and have full medical and dental benifits!! Well another day has passed, and I see no end to the light that should be at the end....of the tunnel....eh you ...
Posted by Brian on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:56:00 PST