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The Captain

Never go with a Hippy to a second location

About Me

Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen.
Some call me Michael.
Most call me The Captain.
I party hard.
I enjoy being well known, it brings people together, thus making it a party
Keep it real, keep it rough.
I don't do this for show..... I do it fo' sho'
I fought a bear with my hands alone and won.
I'm the kind of guy that Tall Tales and Folk songs are written about.
Now sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

A very nice girl. Do you know any?

MARS BLACKMON!

Music:



Movies:


Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Holy Mountain, El Topo, Amelie, Delicatessen, A Very Long Engagement, All the Die Hard movies, Red Dawn, Road House, Over The Top, Top Gun, Commando, RAMBO movies, Van Damme movies, Predator, Predator 2, The Departed, Dogma, Raging Bull, What About Bob?, Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Rushmore, Young Einstein, Dark Crystal, Addams Family, Addams Family Values, The Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, Pretty in Pink, Better off Dead, Everything is Illuminated, Green Street Hooligans, Fight Club, and much, much more

Heroes:



This is most Definately me when I'm old

My Blog

School’s out for the summer, school’s out forever!

Just to let everyone know, I will be Graduating from the Art Institute of Portland on June 13th, 2008. I've been there long enough, and now it's time for me to move on. The portfolio show wi...
Posted by The Captain on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:49:00 PST

Oh, Kids...

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Posted by The Captain on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:20:00 PST

Russell Peters: Comedian

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Posted by The Captain on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:17:00 PST

PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE MOVIE

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Posted by The Captain on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:24:00 PST

Sigur ros

There videos are very inspiring.Svefn-g-englar Hoppipolla Untitled #1 [aka vaka] Saeglopur Glósóli ...
Posted by The Captain on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 12:30:00 PST

HIT MAN NAME

The BullPeople Iced:Thirty SevenCar Bombs Planted:NineteenFavorite WeaponA CleaverArms Broken:Twenty EightEyes Gouged:Twenty ThreeTongues Cut Off:FourBiggest Enemy:Bloody BennyGet Your HITMAN NameAWSO...
Posted by The Captain on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:30:00 PST

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

OK. I have seen this movie like a buhzeelion times, and it never gets old. If I could pick a movie to watch for eternity, this one would be it! When I was a kid, the Large Marge part would scare the c...
Posted by The Captain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Human Air Balloon

I found out that I can hold my breath for 2:30 minutes.... Hey, what can I say? I was bored and I had some time to spare.... so yeah, now you know
Posted by The Captain on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 01:00:00 PST