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Kal

umbongo, umbongo they drink it in the congo...

About Me

Im 22 years old and i have just finished uni yeeh.Im a happy dude. i love going shopping, buying clothes and appreciate good food. Birmingham is a cool city go to the custard factory cuz its nice there.... Apart from goin to uni and workin i love chillin out wiv the other half kiran (pucci lol) i love her loads. I like goin for drinks with people i know and love, you know have a chat discuss current topics of interest. Ive recently become addicted to travelling, i want to explore the world! man theres just so much to see. im a mellow kind of guy and i like to take things easy theres no need to panic, take it eazy bruv, have a coke and a smile hehe. stress is bad (and can also provoke high blood pressure). I like meeting new people. i can get along with pratically anyone, i think.I work at Blockbuster video.so yeh man i do watch alot of films and have a very good dvd collection. apart from watching films I love music its just great, im into pratically everything apart from the shite but i love hip-hop, no not that crap you hear today (cuz it sucks more than a thai hooker). im talkin about feel good old skool hip-hop...Creativity is a big part of my life. i like coming up with ideas for films and comedy skits, me and my mate have thought of loads and i swear they are funny so watch out you may see me on tv, just waitin for the BBC or channel 4 to sign us.im sure its not too far away. I love drivin my car, after 10 years of public transport theres nothing like it, and i cant live without my iPod, its brill, a lifetime supply of music culture on a tiny peice of technology. so what else do i like (wait theres more?) yeh man! photography and animation (you can check out one my mate and i did in the videos below, its a bit tacky but summin will make you laugh, if it dont you're probably a social reject and should definatly seek help after watching it) my Tech 1200 turntables are fresh, i probably like to consider myself a 'scratch dj' cuz thats all i do lol, but i do love to just spin great tunes, and make people nod their heads, that type of stuff really satisfies me. so yeh i like scratchinn-nn-gggg cuz its fun and its nicceeee.................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............Im a very positive person no matter how bad things are, it could be worse bruv. we should all appreciate what we've got, clean water and a means to better ourselves thorugh education. most of us are very lucky and fortunate hey man atleast we can drink clean water, compared to other places on earth we are pretty well off (so dont moan about stupid shite)....oh yeh i think (well i know) ive got O.C.D for example the task of shutin or lockin a door for you is probably 'piss' easy but for me its a rite nightmare. ill shut the door then ill say 'the door is shut the door is shut 1,2,3 the door is shut'....ill then get in my car drive down the road then ill be like 'did i lock the door', and ill be like 'yeh' but then ill have to go check just to make sure then ill say summin like 'the door is fakin shut for gods sake' (its drivin me insane bruv) i cnt stop doin it man help me somebody please...Myspace BackgroundsMyspace Backgrounds
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My Interests

My turntables, the mrs kiran (she's very cool you know),scratchyyy-ing, My car (cuz buses are shite and they smell like crap), buying vinyl, travelling, My Phone, My Ipod, photography, animation, coming up with ideas for films and comedy skits lol. Generally just being creative..fruit pastels. my technics againn, and my elephant cup which i drink tea out of.

I'd like to meet:

interesting, funny, selfish, stupid, happy, chilled, crazy, mellow, mental, intelligent and creative people? Dj's that want to push the turntable into live band settings like playing with live drummers and trumpet players etc i think thats the way forward jazzy tablism with a pinch of funk, cuz stuff like that is cool.people who love good music, love scratcing and like to sound funnkkyy and fresh. The man from del monte so i can chuck an orange at him lol. and the guy who invented speed cameras so i could kick his ass and make him invent summin usefull instead like a fountain of youth or summat. Generally anyone interesting who likes having a laff and likes to take the piss out of people... width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>.. width="425" height="350">.. .. ..>

Music:

i love music ...>>> a tribe called quest, de la soul, pharcyde,al green, people under the stairs,4onefunk, sylvia striplin, the specials, souls of mischief,marley marl, jurassic 5, miles davis,zero 7, dj shadow,dj krush, cut chemist, soul II soul, dusty springfield, goldfrapp,Thievery corporation, Zion I, R.A.T.M,RJD2,kool herc, bambaataa, grand wizard theodore,avalanches, mix master mike, birdy nam nam, SMokey Robinson,hendrix,C2C, sublime,jazzy jay, jazzy jeff, blur,the jam,incubus, the beatnuts, the Roots, Roots Manuva, the streets(1st album), chemical brothers,jamiroquai, prodigy,the clash, beastie boys,dilated peoples, biz markie, black moon,RUN-DMC, DJ yoda, martine girault,massive attack,M.J,nightmares on wax,q-tip,josh martinez, quasimoto. man theres more but its a proper mission.

Movies:

Battle Royal, dead mans shoes, city of god, human traffic, leon,True Romance,double indemnity,man on fire,pulp fiction, good fellas, naked gun, go,brick, matrix,last boy scout, half baked,Heat,back to the future, fifth element, dodge ball, inside man, 25th hour, collateral, batman 1&2,infernal affairs, buffalo soldiers, running scared, coming to america, casino,hotshots 1&2, dont be a menace to south central..., ronin, big trouble in little china, american history x, lock stock and two smokin barrels, snatch, big lebowski, theres more.

Television:

Family Guy one of the most funniest shows on earth gigedi gigedi gigedi alrighttt. The sopranos its the best drama ever and funny too (paulie is a dude), UFC and Pride...the shield (we need more people like vic),skins for showing me what i used to be like back in my youthful days, lost, the mighty boosh is cool. The only way to describe it is to picture a big pink elephant on acid, do you understand?....

Books:

at the moment im readin 'Gangland International' by James Morton. Its a massive book which looks at the history of the mafia and other mobs theres alot of death. Infact i think someone dies on every page...its also very interesting so there.

Heroes:

Wile E.Coyote (you know looney tunes, the coyote/wolf that use to try and catch the bird)he's my hero because he had constant motivation (and never gave up) and always gave 100% just to try and catch the road runner now thats dedication bruv. superman and batman and spiderman and brum you know that little car that drives around birmingham he's a crazy little car.