About Me

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MySpace Layouts MySpace Editor Icons Collage MySpace Graphics MySpace Codes I have the strength of a burglar, the wisdom of a robot, the eyes of a prince and the mouth of a bard.Feel free to explore my pages, I hope you will find them like the pages of your favourite catalogue or bible. Naughty, ribald and full of shit. And when you hear the sound of your own brain exploding, that means turn the page.See you at the party girls.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The people who stop and look around at the top of the escalators. Move out of the way jerk burgers.Also Mat Cauthon, Pharrell Williams, Quincy Jones, the Minotaur, Leonardo (the turtle not the guy), Da Vinci (the guy not the code), Roald Dahl, Bill Clinton, Lilly Allen, all the Native Tongues, Tyrion Lannister, Arya Stark and Daenerys Targaryen, Russell Simmons (oh no, too late...ouch! suckers), Natalie Portman, Indiana Jones, Mary Poppins, Gustav Holst, Thomas McFadden and most of all, I'd like to meet some aliens. For real. ..

My Blog

My name

It's really weird that ever since high school, I've always been called Tim Brown. That's what people call me. Only close friends ever relax enough to call me Tim. To everyone else i'...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 06:03:00 GMT

phoney croney

yeah boy, the phone i won in the holy moly competition arrived today. it's so good, maybe too good for a small town boy who is used to an el crappo nokia designed so 8yr old girls can call their mum ...
Posted by on Sat, 12 May 2007 09:51:00 GMT

fraud

ha haaaa! after i lost my debit card in thailand i cancelled it two days later. soon after i cancelled it, someone managed to withdraw 600 quid off it! dodgy thailand scumbags. ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:38:00 GMT

A list of things from Thailand

Hey blogtrotter, I just got back from Thailand and boy are my firearms tired. No seriously folks, is this thing on? After 18 glorious days in Sydney, I flew in to Bangers and from there, i...
Posted by on Sat, 05 May 2007 02:52:00 GMT

phoney baloney

I won a new phone in a competition yesterday. I haven't received it yet, but that's why I'm posting this now. Was it spam? Or was it legit? I even spoke to a guy at a very posh...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:18:00 GMT

Dirty Dancing

Heya,last weekend i went to Oxford to hang out with my mate Murray and his girlfriend Katie. We went out on Saturday night to a really cool pub called the turf. It was hundreds of years old and, as ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 21:19:00 GMT

i'm not an expert but...

what the fuck is the deal with people not having a photo on myspace? i was searching for some friends using the search thing and 80% of the profiles i found had no picture. 'hey check it oot, i ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 16:01:00 GMT

i got shot

...i mean, i got a shoot! My first shoot in the UK for National Geographic's new channel called Wild (like Animal Planet I spose). I'll be interviewing punters around london in cool p...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:17:00 GMT

Valentine's Day so far.

My morning has just been one kick in the teeth after another, starting with eating cereal and getting halfway through the bowl until realising how off the milk was. 3 days to be precise.&...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:32:00 GMT

muscle men maniacs

i was at the gym the other day, surrounded by muscle men looking at themselves in the mirror, drinking shakes and going 'aaaaaaaaaaargh' trying to get one last rep out on the pec master, when i heard ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 07:18:00 GMT

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