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secrets&horses

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

http://cdbaby.com/cd/secretshorses

My Interests

Having multiple orgasms with multiple partners from multiple parents.

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to give the whole world a giant marshmallow hug, with lots of candy corn kisses. I'd like to add sugar to everyone's bloodstream, just enough to make every single person in the world a bit happier, but not enough to give everyone diabetes. I would like to advocate nudity, and butterfly kisses, and cuddling in big asexual piles which turn slighty more sexual towards the center, like a giant, accidental tetris of happy genitals. I'd like to take you by the hand and show you my vision. will you take my hand? will you?

Music:

postal service, yeah yeah yeahs, white stripes, cyndi lauper, b-52's, go-go's, waitresses, ladytron, chromio, the shins, fischerspooner, spandau ballet, sigue sigue sputnik, hot hot heat, elliot smith, keaton simons, kudu, oingo boingo, human league, soft cell, the bangles, brazilian girls, vagenius

Movies:

the two greatest movies ever made are Mac & Me, and Less Than Zero

Television:

tv is like the huge flaccid penis of capitalism draping gently over the american landscape, with huge 40 foot pubic lice of coca-cola and GE running rampant and making folks itch until they shoot themselves in a death orgy of consumerism. but besides that, we like American Idol.

Books:

Does my Lucky Charms box count as a book? How about the instructions on a dental dam?

Heroes:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/secretshorses

My Blog

Check out the music!

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Posted by secrets&horses on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST