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The Infamous Jack Faoni

I'm all right in bed; but I'm better with a pen.

About Me

My name is Jay Embry. You might have read my stuff under the by-line of "Jack Faoni". I am a writer/filmmaker based in my hometown of Mesquite, TX. I’m always interested in meeting new people. So, don’t be afraid to drop me a line. Also, don’t forget to check out my blog. I enjoy writing, and thus love to have my stuff read. Thanks for stopping by.

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Jayamis Danger Embry's Aliases
Your magician name: The Great Faoni
Your super hero name: The Green Spider-Bat Lantern
Your movie star name: Sandwiches Jay
Your fashion designer name: Jay Paris
Your socialite name: Fletcher Las Vegas
Your fly girl / guy name: J Emb
Your detective name: Jack Fletcher
Your barfly name: Donuts White Russian
Your soap opera name: Daniel Aloha
Your rock star name: Butter Finger Jet
Your Star Wars name: Jaymax Embbre
Your punk rock band name: The Stoned Koosh Ball
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Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
The life of JAY is rated NC-17!
You's a BAD MOTHA FUCKA!
You are the JACK OF HEARTS
You are a person of great wit and intelligence.
Although, the pursuit of comedic enlightenment shall never stand in the way of your falling in love. Your soal mate will embrase your whimey and humor.
Don't be afraid of your god-given gift of gab. This will attact your match.
She will be a FIVE OF DIAMONDS.
The Elemental Breakdown of My Speech
New England Slang: 100%
Prison Slang: 50%
Yiddish Slang: 50%
Old-School Hip Hop Slang: 25%
Dork Slang: 25%
Pirate Slang: 25% What Slanguage Do You Speak?
Free Running (parkour)

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Jay's Top 10 Songs By Which To Make Sweet Love
10. Wait (the whisper song) - Ying Yang Twinz
9. Paradise by the Dashboard Lights - Meatloaf
8. Hard to Handle - The Black Crows
7. Forever My Lady - Jodeci
6. Hey Lover - L.L. Cool J. (feauring Boyz II Men)
5. Pain - Three Days Grace
4. Tainted Love - Marilyn Manson
3. In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins
2. Just a Phase - Incubus
1. Enter Sandman - Metallica
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The song of your life is...
REDEFINE by Incubus

Imagine your brain as a canister filled with ink, yeah now think of your body as the pen where the ink resides use the two, kapow! what are you now? you're the human magic marker won't you please surprise my eyes? it's in your nature, you can paint whatever picture you like no matter what Ted Koppel says on channel 4 tonight so modify this third rock from the sun by painting myriads of pictures with the colors of the one
I'm sick of painting in black and white my pen is dry, now I'm uptight so sick of limiting myself to fit your definition I'm sick of painting in black and white my pen is dry, now I'm uptight so sick of limiting myself to fit your definition
Picture the scene, where whatever you thought would in the blink of an eye, manifest and become illustrated you'd be sure man that every line drawn reflected a life that you loved not an existence that you hated so must we demonstrate that we can't get it straight? we've painted a picture, now we're drowning in paint lets figure out what the fuck it's about before the picture we painted chews us up and spits us out
I'm sick of painting in black and white my pen is dry, now I'm uptight so sick of limiting myself to fit your definition I'm sick of painting in black and white my pen is dry, now I'm uptight so sick of limiting myself to fit your definition
Redefine oooh yeah
I'm sick of painting in black and white my pen is dry, now I'm uptight so sick of limiting myself to fit your definition
Must we demonstrate that we can't get it straight? we've painted a picture, now we're drowning in paint lets figure out what the fuck it's about before the picture we painted chews us up and spits us out. a

My Interests

Which SUPER HERO are you?

You are UNKNOWN JACOB PETERSON 100% Spider-Man 100% Batman 100% Superman 100% Spawn 100% Robin 100% Houdini 100% The Flash 100% Green Lantern 100% Wolverine 100% Gambit 100% You are the perfect mixture of all that is heroic;
it is your destiny. EMBRASE IT.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

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My Blog

What You May Not...(the demanded re-posting)

     I just do what I am told.  I get a comment the other day, and its scribe was a young man distraught because his favorite of my blogs had been phased out of the featured f...
Posted by The Infamous Jack Faoni on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:03:00 PST

Mightier

     Everyday I walk down the street, surprised (and not pleasantly) at what I observe:     Stupidity running rampant and ignorance finding asylem in ...
Posted by The Infamous Jack Faoni on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:32:00 PST

The Sky Will Never...

     Your eyes perfectly matched your Green Lantern baby-doll tee.  Other than myself, you were the only one in the entire bar who was pretending to enjoy their beer.  I ...
Posted by The Infamous Jack Faoni on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:54:00 PST

Eye 2 Eye (w/ guest writer: AMANDA TORRES)

OPEN TO:   1-INTERIOR-INTERIGATION ROOM The walls are gray concrete and a single metal chair sits in the middle of the room, facing nothing.  The only door, a very squeaky one, is opened.&...
Posted by The Infamous Jack Faoni on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 09:27:00 PST

I Had A Dream...

     The morning was crisp as I chatted to a couple of mobsters over cigarettes. They became quite agitated because of my insistance that they owed me money; and as a result they t...
Posted by The Infamous Jack Faoni on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 07:44:00 PST

Inevitable

           A wise man once said, "The mind is the one thing over which you have total control.". The wise man in question was Bruce Wayne, but that's n...
Posted by The Infamous Jack Faoni on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST

Betty White, Hurricane Katrina, and the Long Bow

     Did you know that Nick Nolte was originally cast to play Han Solo in Star Wars? This has nothing to do with nothing, but HOLY SHIT--imagine that... Or don't; it's up to you.&n...
Posted by The Infamous Jack Faoni on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:56:00 PST

The Great Houdini

     I've always envied people who have managed to keep the same friends since childhood. Having pressed my face up to the glass, observing these friendships from the outside,...
Posted by The Infamous Jack Faoni on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:17:00 PST

"What Would I Be...

     ...if I could be ANYTHING in the world?", was a question thrown my way recently over BIG BEERS.  My instinct at the time was to treat this BROADEST of all casually-requir...
Posted by The Infamous Jack Faoni on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 08:44:00 PST

What You May Not Want To Hear

     The bad thing about movies is that they only have one ending.  No matter how hard you wish or how disappointed you might have been, the last frame will always be the same...
Posted by The Infamous Jack Faoni on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 03:27:00 PST