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Mr. Bad Example

I say what I mean, and I do what I say.

About Me


Which family guy character are you?
QUAGMIRE
you are always horny and sometimes drunk. you love doing a woman in the can... giggidy. and when people talk about normal things, you always seem to relate to it in a sexual manner... giggidy giggidy. and finally, you love to live the moment and drink with friends... GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOO!

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What Futurama Character are you?
Bender Bending Rodriquez
You smoke, drink and steal a lot. You are rude to everyone you meet. However you do have a soft spot for the people close to you.

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You May Be a Bit Borderline...
Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame!
When you're up, you're a little bit crazy...
And when you're down, your whole world is crashing
Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! What Personality Disorder Are You?
You Are 76% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil! Are You A Sociopath?BEFORE & AFTER: Here I am in October 2001. To the left is my friend Shane, holding his youngest son. The occasion was his son’s first birthday. As you can see, I was a skinny long-hair with a goatee. Yep, that's right, I looked like a goddamn hippy! And here I am in January 2007. The occasion was the first birthday of Shane's youngest daughter. To the right is Shane's youngest son, now five years older. As you can see, I'm clean-shaven and short-haired. I'm also about thirty pounds heavier, due to a combination of working out and moving away from a steady diet of coffee and cigarettes. Now here’s the best part. If you look real close at the picture from 2001, you'll see that I’m wearing a red t-shirt with a silver COBRA logo. But in the 2007 picture, I’m wearing a blue t-shirt with a red COBRA logo. So, five years later, I've completely transformed my appearance, but I’m still a grown man wearing a COBRA t-shirt. And my last girlfriend had the NERVE to suggest I have Peter Pan syndrome! Hail COBRA!

My Interests

In no particular order: comic books; goth chicks; drinking things that have vodka in them; married women; film noir; sci-fi; chicks with English accents; G.I. Joe toys; British comedy; black chicks with long, straight hair; psychedelic rock; comparative mythology; James Bond stuff; Asian chicks; ancient history; and cartoons.

I'd like to meet:

My ideal woman is tomboyish, but still feminine; has a sense of humor; is maybe a little messed-up in the head; is able to pull off the goth look, though is not necessarily someone who gets "gothed out" every single day of her life; likes to take a drink AND can hold her liquor; likes girls; and has been around the block enough times to know who the fuck she is! I am NOT interested in someone whose single greatest goal in life is to hook a man, get married to him as soon as humanly possible, and start having a litter of children with him. Nor am I interested in someone who views me as a "project" and thinks she's going to "domesticate" me. Oh yeah, I should also mention that I have ZERO TOLERANCE for flakes or people who like to play games. So, if you're the kind of woman who blows a guy off one day then tries to pretend like nothing happened the next day, or who says she'll do something and doesn't, or who likes to play grade school bullshit games in general, don't waste my time.

Music:

Mostly classic rock and New Wave/'80's pop; also punk, alternative, hard rock/metal, prog rock, electronic, industrial/EBM, blues, and classical.

Movies:

Film noir; dark comedies; spaghetti westerns; James Bond movies; most movies directed by Stanley Kubrick, Michael Mann, or Christopher Nolan; the original Star Wars trilogy; obscure independent films; movies starring Humphrey Bogart; Godzilla movies; Eddie Izzard shows; and whatever they're playing on TCM.

Television:

The Colbert Report; Adult Swim; British comedies; Batman cartoons; MST3K; the original Star Trek; The Prisoner; Arrested Development; weird, offbeat, or unusual sketch comedy shows; the occasional History Channel program; and, most recently, The Riches.

Books:

Batman comics, James Bond books, the novels of Henry Miller and Ayn Rand, books on mythology and history.

Heroes:

COBRA Commander: used car salesman turned international terrorist leader. Ernst Stavro Blofeld: archenemy of James Bond, would-be world conqueror, cat lover.

My Blog

Every breath brings me one less to my last....

I just wanna say, for the record, that hearing a Nirvana song on a commercial for a fuckin' video game, about baseball, of all things, just makes me feel old as hell!    Has time passed that...
Posted by Mr. Bad Example on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:11:00 PST