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Marcus Mayhem

Throw yourself into the road, darling. You haven't got a chance...

About Me

When I win the 2008 Miss World contest I intend to bring peace to the world by screaming constantly for seven days. I am the current Space Monkey speedway swing dance champion, and The World Beyond The Mists official mascott. I can't remember if i'm the good or bad twin and I exist only to serve as a warning to others. My work in the field of wasp cloning has advanced the science by decades and I am being headhunted by several large companies intent in ruining picnics en mass! But despite that I have a good heart, I keep it in the fridge next to half a jar of spicy salsa sauce. And through it all, I live in the constant hope that one day my people will come back for me.

My Interests

Flower deranging, Wasp Cloning, Insect Racing, Possessing people and haunting modern apartment buildings.......

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

There is a secret song at the centre of the world, and it sounds like razors through flesh... Also into Converge, Life of Agony, Human Waste Project, Andrew WK, Will Haven, Mad Capsules Market, Prince, Queen Adrenna, The Smiths, Mobb Deep, Skid Row, Lydia Lunch, All About Eve, Stand Aside, A7X, Thursday, Deftones, Joy Division, Billy Idol, Clutch, Monster Magnet, White Zombie Empyreal Destroyer, Wayward, Juliette and the Licks and Judy and Mary.

Movies:

Not Leaving by Marcus Caballero

The Age of Abundance by Marcus Caballero

Game Over by Nic Box

Talking to Strangers by Marcus Caballero

The Asylum Speaks - Inmate 4 by Marcus Caballero

Somewhere between the walls by Marcus Caballero

Strawberries are red by Marcus Caballero
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Television:

..Waiting Another minute ends, And I can't escape the feeling that I've been here before. Done this before. Waste away, Wish away, Another minute. Life replayed in a single time-lapse moment, An exclusive existence of waking, Staring, Dreaming, Waiting. Life spent in the past, waiting for the future.
The Cool Kids - Doritos Advert by Marcus Caballero

Books:

Forget self-help books, forget 'How To...' books, forget your book of shadows. This is the only book you'll ever need...
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Welcome to Subsucksville - This comic sucks. But so does life. For more go to www.smackjeeves.com
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Lines - The City doesn't need you. For all issues of Lines go to www.drivethrustuff.com
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Heroes:

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My Blog

Stawberries are red...new short film

Ok, so check out my new short piece! made for the milkshake company FRijj for a competition they are running. Should I win I get this shown on the BIG screen during the FRijj film festival! So ch...
Posted by Marcus Mayhem on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 02:03:00 PST

New Horror Short

Check out my new 'horror' short, y'all!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdZhAXCt59o   Stay cool! M...
Posted by Marcus Mayhem on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:25:00 PST

Doritos Advert

Guys! I need your help! I've entered an advert for a competition and need all the votes I can get!   Check out http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i-GZsC7UtE and vote HIGH for me, even (especially) i...
Posted by Marcus Mayhem on Sun, 18 May 2008 07:05:00 PST

2008 Shortwave Festival Finalist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDqIb1QeRmQ I recently made the finals of the 2008 Shortwave Festival with my short film 'Not Leaving' where it was screened to 120 people! Although I didn't ...
Posted by Marcus Mayhem on Sun, 11 May 2008 02:20:00 PST

Game Over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rVNWkF4khc Check out the final piece from my good friend. This is for his first year movie for his SFX course at MMU... 'A lazy young student plays a sinis...
Posted by Marcus Mayhem on Fri, 09 May 2008 09:05:00 PST