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◊ Ms. Meli ◊

Sometimes life is more entertaining than television.

About Me


I'm Melissa. Most people just call me Mel or Meli. I am a very random individual. I love coffee, I can drink it all day. I am a pretty awesome cook & I think A1 is good on everything. I am addicted to potatoes. I am happy all the time and it can be pretty annoying to some people. All of the enemies I have only hate me because I told them the truth. I hate drama, but sometimes I can't help but indulge in it. I love to party and hang out, but I am a mommy so I don't have much of a social life anymore (*and I don't mind at all!*). I am full of craziness (*in a good way*). I love my fiance Rory so much and hope to spend the rest of my life with him. My daughter Skylar is my world! She is the sweetest and cutest baby ever! I love her so much and am so thankful to be a stay at home mommy and love watching her grow up! My friends rock! They are the funnest group of bitches you will ever meet! I hate roses. I love my house being spotless. I love doing yard work and I love the fact that my front yard looks like a park. I'm really spontaneous. I can be a bit of a clown and love to make people laugh. I am the queen a sarcasm but I hate it when people don't take me seriously. I think that's it for now... I could go on and on, but I won't.



My Interests




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Taking care of my gorgeous daughter, spending time with my wonderful fiance, hanging out with my awesome friends, shopping, clothes, shoes (i'm such a girl!), music, music, and more music, movies & long drives to no where.




Skylar and Kenny hanging out during Skylar's 1st Birthday Party.

I'd like to meet:


I ♥ Vincent D'Onofrio!! Such a good actor... He's not bad on the eyes either. ;)

Music:

Chevelle, Mudvayne, Rascal Flatts, Keith Urban, Slipknot, Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley, Hatebreed, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Incubus, Ill Nino, Deftones, Weezer, Trapt, Taproot, Breaking Benjamin, Static X, Soulfly, Three Days Grace, Fall Out Boy, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Lamb of God, Shadows Fall, old Korn, Pink Floyd, Gym Class Heroes, My Chemical Romance, 30 Seconds To Mars, Buckcherry, Papa Roach, Drowning Pool, OT3P, Pink, Killswitch Engage, System of a Down, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, Snow Patrol, Staind, 311, Kottonmouth Kings, All American Rejects, Simple Plan, Daughtry, Local 13 and many, many others.

Movies:

Everything... Scary, funny, sad, it doesn't matter. Mostly: Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anything Adam Sandler, Good Luck Chuck, All the Die Hards, Walk The Line, The Notebook, Wedding Planner, My Best Friends Wedding, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Panic Room, House Of 1000 Corpses, The First Saw (2, 3 & 4 sucked), No Country for Old Men, Empire, Failure to Launch, Fools Gold, Thank You For Smoking, Both Harold & Kumar's, Clueless (The best movie ever!), Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants (awesome!!) and way too many more to name. Lately I have been watching The Wonder Pets Movies & The Backyardigans Super Secret Super Spy... Skylar's favorites.

Television:

Law and Order (all of them), Family Guy, Grey's Anatomy, The First 48 & Intervention. And of course all the funny cartoons on Nickelodeon that Skylar and I both enjoy: Jimmy Neutron, Fairly Oddparents, Spongebob, Back at the Barnyard, The Mighty Bee, Backyardagains & The Wonder Pets.

Books:

Do magazine's count?

Heroes:

HaHa!! Jorgen Von Strangle is Awesome!!

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My Blog

Im An Adult, I Swear I Am.

An Adult Survey   (1) Is there anyone on your top friends list you would have sex with? Just the one that knocked me up. Hehe.   (2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?All of the above ...
Posted by ◊ Ms. Meli ◊ on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 09:08:00 PST

My 7 Deadly Sins

I've been tagged by Irene... Yet again. This one looked like fun so I am more than happy to fill it out. I even kept the pics at the top. Since you are reading this, consider yourself tagged too!! Heh...
Posted by ◊ Ms. Meli ◊ on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 09:55:00 PST

I Want What I Want

To some of you it has been no secret that Rory and I have been looking for that perfect home to move to. Well trying to do that while the economy in a bit of a recession is kinda a pain in the ass. If...
Posted by ◊ Ms. Meli ◊ on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:06:00 PST

55 Things About Me

I got tagged a couple of days ago by the lovely Irene. So here it is...10 Things I Wish I Could Say To 10 People Right Now  10.  You give me a headache!! 9.  "Muffin tops" are no longer...
Posted by ◊ Ms. Meli ◊ on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 04:35:00 PST

Rory’s Celbrity Look-Alikes

Haha! Rory doesn't like Drake Bell, and guess who he looks like!! This makes me giggle!!...
Posted by ◊ Ms. Meli ◊ on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:12:00 PST

I Am Michelle Rodriguez’s Long Lost Twin!

I look like the chick from "The Fast & Furious," Buffy, & a member of the brat pack. Fricken Awesome! I know I have done this a few times, but today I am more bored than usual!...
Posted by ◊ Ms. Meli ◊ on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 12:05:00 PST

You Think You Know Me?? {True / False Blog} *Now With Answers*

I stole this idea from the lovely Irene. Try to guess which statements are true and which are false. Leave your answers in my comments and I will update with the real answers this weekend.1.  I l...
Posted by ◊ Ms. Meli ◊ on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 04:35:00 PST

Sausage Attacker Set Free

So I guess the Fresno DA decided there wasn't enough evidence to hold the man mentioned in my previous blog. I guess they are going to continue the investigation, but if they don't have enough evidenc...
Posted by ◊ Ms. Meli ◊ on Fri, 12 Sep 2008 09:14:00 PST

Burglary Victims Wake Up To Sausage Attack & Spice Rub

No, the title isn't a joke. I was just reading the Fresno Bee, and noticed this story. I seriously can't believe someone woke up to this!!Apparently someone broke into a home east of Fresno (Kings Can...
Posted by ◊ Ms. Meli ◊ on Sun, 07 Sep 2008 09:33:00 PST

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This is Maycee.We got her July 17, 2007. She is the first pet that our little family took on together. She was my birthday present and if that would have been all I had gotten last year that would hav...
Posted by ◊ Ms. Meli ◊ on Sun, 24 Aug 2008 01:01:00 PST