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Dorn

THE SCOOP ON DORNBRAU!

About Me

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My Interests

Well, my savings account currently yields about 4% interest, but I don't save enough to collect interest so it really doesn't matter if its 4% or 400% now does it?

I'd like to meet:

I'd really like to meet that voice behind the Self Check-Out register at the grocery store, you know, that voice that tells you to weigh your item, or to put it back, or to get the unknown item out of the bag, to wait for assistance, to take your change, to get your receipt, to place your hands behind your head and wait for security! Yeah, I'd like to meet THAT chick, and when I do... POW! Right in the kisser!

Music:

I'm so musically disinclined that I feel guilty even listening to music. My taste is somewhat little bit of this and little bit of that.

Movies:

Nope, no movies to my credit yet. However, until I am discovered for the blockbuster actress that I am, I fill my time watching Johnny Depp and John Wayne re-runs.

Television:

Fox News and Super Bowl commercials. Anything else just isn't fair and balanced!

Books:

Without a doubt, Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss, and the Lord of the Rings trilogy... probably the only books I have read more than once.

Heroes:

I have two heros in my life, my husband Dickidoo, and my oldest son who is currently serving in Iraq. When I'm not worried sick or mad as heck with them, I worship the ground they walk on.

My Blog

PITY PARTY

Life is goofy.  I accept the bad with a silent tear while hiding behind a curtain of false strength.  I feel guiltless because nobody asked me.  I say that often when I am cornered by t...
Posted by Dorn on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:27:00 PST

ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS!

10 days until Christmas, can you believe it?  I'm almost done with my shopping... but not quite.  I still have to find some coal for my old man and 5 of my 5 children.  I've already pla...
Posted by Dorn on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:23:00 PST

HAUNTED

I think my blog is haunted.  It keeps flashing and making clicking sounds when I try to post anything.  Creepy!  I'm scerd!  Or maybe its this laptop.  Its got a mind of its ...
Posted by Dorn on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:12:00 PST

CALIFORNIA RAISINS... Where are you?

Remember those singing, line dancing California Raisins?  What ever happened to them?  I LOVED those guys.  I even had a collection of the plump little action figures... Woooo hooo... I...
Posted by Dorn on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 08:54:00 PST

NO, REALLY! (Part 1)

Big women with navels the size of the Bat Cave... really shouldn't display their belly button ring in public. Make-up companies really shouldn't manufacture dark turquoise blue cream eye shadow anymor...
Posted by Dorn on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:10:00 PST

MY 'MYSPACE'

So now that I have my 'MySpace', I'm noticing that many people have a 'MySpace' too.  All of my kids have a 'MySpace'.  They talk about it like its a place.  Well, it is a place... sort...
Posted by Dorn on Sat, 13 May 2006 04:28:00 PST

LONG TIME NO BLOG

I have too many blogs, really I do! I can't keep up with myself.  So..., for lack of anything better to write about, I shall describe what I am doing right now. I am listening to my husband ...
Posted by Dorn on Sun, 07 May 2006 10:08:00 PST

I FOUND MY SPACE!

Bear with me folks, I forgot I even had MySpace until folks kept emailing me to add them to my friends... and then I couldn't find MySpace.  I was just about to email someone back to ask for a li...
Posted by Dorn on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 09:50:00 PST

JUROR .0

Two weeks ago I received a jury summons.  Most people would freak out and frantically look for reasons to get out of pulling jury duty, but I WANTED to go!  The instructions said to call the night bef...
Posted by Dorn on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST