Jack - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I really love to take fresh dung out of the anus's of mature camels and stir fry it with snow peas and the nipple hairs of an 80 year old China Man. Let me love you and we can share the same interests. If your lucky, I will let you come to my grandmothers house while I bite off her big toe nails while stirring a good ol' glass of nesquick. Talk to me, i can really make you satisfied, except for my third arm on the side of my forehead, other than that I'm a sexy beast. Holler at me hoes and beotchs I'm ready and my loins burn for your attention!

My Interests

I have this thing about mature camels, and pissing on people...don't judge me

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Martha Stewart so I could piss on her forehead. Then right after that I would like to meet the guy that started Valvoline so I could kick him in his testicles, and then i would piss on him.

Music:

I listen to the sound of wild zebras all mating recklessly on a hot serengetti day.

Movies:

I watch movies of monkeys taking their own doo doo and slapping people in the face with it.

Heroes:

My hero is Ghraba Boobi, because he did exactly what his name is, but it was a camel's booby.