Wearing pretty colorful lace bra's, doing kegels, home brewing, making candles, gardening, phallic cacti, eating little bunny rabbits, shredding. Especially shredding.
"Denmark is 57% pure norwegian headcheese. Thats why the norwegians secretly plan to overrun us and stuff their fat-ass oilpipes up our brownieholes. Offcourse, thats never gonna happen, as we can smell them weeks before they arrive. Scandinavia is pure AIDS with ebola on top. But we do fuck a lot - because, except farting, suicide and fucking, there really AINT much to do. Woohoo!"----Someone
You Are Expressionism
Moody, emotional, and even a bit angsty... you certainly know how to express your emotions.
At times, you tend to lack perspective on your life, probably as a result of looking inward too much.
This introspection does give you a flair for the dramatic. And it's even maybe made you cultivate some artistic talents!
You have a true artist's temperament... which is a blessing and a curse.
What Art Movement Are You?
Estradasphere, Reynaldo and the Loaf, Residents, Metallica (their old stuff), Taraf De Haidouks, Butthole Surfers, Circle Jerks, Talking Heads, Kevin Ayers, Lee "Scratch" Perry, Farmer's Market, Cracow Klezmer Band, Koby Israelite, Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Deep Turtle, No Means No, Primus, Secret Chiefs, Green Milk from the Planet Orange, Boredoms, Melt Banana, X-Girl, Carl Stallings Project, Ruins, Volapuk, Lawnmower Deth, Captain Beefheart, Frank Zappa, Wesley Willis, Faun Fables, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, The Kinks, The Ramones, The Flys, 999, The Cars, Mountain, Jon Wayne, Deep Turtle......anything Gypsy, and more
Disney Movies, The Elephant Man, A Beautiful Mind, A Scanner Darkly, Creepshow 1 & 2, Lonesome Dove, Thinner, Pet Sematary, Misery, Bruce Almighty, Skeleton Key, SLC Punk, Gummo,....just to name a few.
Sex and the City, cartoons!!!! : Ren & Stimpy, Looney Toons, Spongebob, Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama. Boiling Points is pretty funny. Animal Planet, Discovery Channel, History Channel, Food Network when I'm not dieting.
My alltime faves are Stephen King and Dean Koontz, but I also like stuff like "The Testament" and "Due Diligence", although I can't think of the author's names right now!! Oh, I also love to read owners manuals and ingredient labels on everything!!!
God; he/she/it created the penis