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The Chris Minshall Experience

holy jesus! what are these goddamn animals?

About Me

i'm chris. i read. i work. i sleep. i smoke. i drink. i have a fantastic dad. i have a wonderfully funny mum. i have a sister i am proud of. i have 3 step-sisters who are all brilliant. i have 4 very cool cats that unfortunately live at my parents i have a really quite lovely girl i live with my best mate and my other mate dean. i like people who make me laugh. i hate people who lie. i like mustard. i hate guacamole. i like money. i hate banks. i like cherry coke. i hate diet coke. i hate commercial radio. i like france. i like pineapple juice on a hot day. i like the beach. i hate sand. i like sun. i hate rain. i like drinking vodka and red bull. i hate drinking rum. i hate debt. i like sleep. i like harry potter. i don't like having to wait fo the next harry potter film to come out. i like red hair. i like red shoes. i hate idiots. i like escapism. i like the smell of petrol. i hate the smell of sick.

My Interests

Music, Burlesque Theatre, Reading, Films, Comedy, Pubs, Judo, Cats, Football, Skating, Food, Porn, Dogs, Booze, VW Beetles & Camper Vans, My Motorbike, My Bed.Judo Judo Ippons 2

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I'd like to meet:

i don't want to meet anyone else. i have enough friends and if i'm being honest, most people i meet nowadays really are a bunch of arses

Music:

Led Zeppelin (i would have their babies if i was a woman), Leatherface, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, 13th Floor Elevators, Big Country, Jet, Rory Gallagher, Sublime, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Jimi Hendrix, Cream, The Living End, Samiam, The Doors, Janis Joplin, Strike Anywhere, Rancid, Ye Wiles, Arctic Monkey's, The Sensational Alex Harvey Band, Eva Cassidy, E-Z Rollers, David Bowie, Bob Marley, Emerson Lake and Palmer, The View, The Smiths, Dead Kennedy's, Nirvana, Metallica, The White Stripes, Oasis, The Stone Roses, Ocean Colour Scene, James, Radiohead, The Pixies, Hepcat, Queen, The Specials, Tiger Army, Texas Is The Reason, NOFX, Annalise, Hot Water Music, Thought Riot, Propagandhi, Madness, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Kings of Leon, Terrorvision, Reggie & The Full Effect, System of a Down, Fatboy Slim, Tenacious D, Queens of the Stone Age, Jawbreaker, Jefferson Airplane, Operation Ivy, Aretha Franklin, Nina Simone, Louis Armstrong, James Brown, The Jam, Eddie Cochrane, The Impossibles, Husker Du, The Clash, The Stranglers, Foo Fighters. Fucking Loads of Stuff, too much to list but you get the idea....

Movies:

The Godfather 1&2, Jaws, Usual Suspects, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill 1&2, Star Wars, Monty Python The Life Of Brian, Heat, LA Confidential, The Untouchables, Leon, American History X, Pan's Labyrinth, The Ladies Man(the funniest film I have seen this year), Big Fish, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, The Corpse Bride (Pretty Much Any Tim Burton Film), Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Braindead, True Romance, Sin City, Silence Of The Lambs, Dazed & Confused, Elizabeth, Shine, The Lost Boys, The Lord of the Rings, Platoon, Apocolypse Now, The Goonies, Twin Town, Munich, Pleasantville, Chaplin, Chopper, Full Metal Jacket, Fantasia, Scarface, Trading Places, A Fish Called Wanda, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Almost Famous, Collateral, Withnail and I, Gremlins 1&2, Trainspotting, The Dirty Dozen, Hot Fuzz, The Last King Of Scotland, Shaun of the Dead, The Pianist, Capote, 28 Days Later, Kingpin, Brotherhood, Office Space.

Television:

The Simpsons, Shameless, Top Gear, The Royle Family, Ray Mears Bushcraft, 24, The Mighty Boosh. Family Guy, American Dad, Neighbours, Southpark, Heroes, QI

Books:

Fiction: The Godfather, The Sicilian, Count of Monte Cristo, Lord of The Rings, 1984, The Three Musketeers, Twenty Years After, The Vicomte De Bragelonne, Louise De La Valliere, The Man In The Iron Mask, Casino Royale, Les Miserables, Candide, The Phantom Of The Opera, I Claudius, The Chosen, My Name Is Asher Lev, To Kill A Mockingbird, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Great Gatsby, Tender Is The Night, La Reine Margot, The Black Tulip, The Picture of Dorian Gray, A Farewell To Arms, The Witches, Adrian Mole (all). Biographies & Other: Billy, The Prince, Jenks: a Passion for Motorsport, Marching Powder, My Favourite Year, King of the World, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Catherine de Medici, The Medici-Godfathers of the Renaissance, Lives of the Caesers

Heroes:

my mum, my dad, my sister. god knows how they put up with me.

My Blog

insomnia

currently i am not sleeping at all well. i cannot really remember the last time i had an uninterrupted night sleep. i always wake up at 3-30 in the morning, regardless of what time i've gone to bed. t...
Posted by The Chris Minshall Experience on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 05:16:00 PST

account of last night

This is the friday night log. Was a good'un 8pm: finish work, call my mate gemma and head to the wildman for a quick one 10:30pm: finally leave pub worse for wear. migrate to the cricketers rest to pi...
Posted by The Chris Minshall Experience on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 07:54:00 PST

lightweight

i spewed last night after 1 cocktail and a shot and i wasn't even pissed. not just a little, but ultimate projectile vomit. 'twas ferking sweeet. stopped drinking for a little while, then started agai...
Posted by The Chris Minshall Experience on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 07:44:00 PST

i'll give you 3 guesses why i'm not loving it

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck that is the only word that can describe how gutted i am.  i hate the world cup i love the word fuck
Posted by The Chris Minshall Experience on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 02:57:00 PST

ring sting ding-a-ling, boyo

last night was quite funny. i ate a small jar of the hottest chilli sauce i have ever come across, for a whole tenner. THIS IS WITHOUT QUESTION THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE DONE THIS YEAR! the resu...
Posted by The Chris Minshall Experience on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 06:20:00 PST

should have said he couldn't have it.

for my dad's birthday i bought him metallica with the san francisco symphony orchestra. what a knob'ed am i? i've wanted it for myself for ages!
Posted by The Chris Minshall Experience on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:07:00 PST

wasted musings

skinny boy has bust himself up and ruby has done in the works van. what a pair of useless bastards. can't get pissed. skint but loving it. haven't lost anything for a week. that is a fucking record.&n...
Posted by The Chris Minshall Experience on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 05:08:00 PST

learned my lesson

went to the pub last night. didn't lose my green, lost my baccy (again), threw up a bit, slept on a toilet floor, got woken up by caveman and boland putting pizza crust on my arm (cunts), and saw the ...
Posted by The Chris Minshall Experience on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 10:30:00 PST

don't take smoking materials into a pub

Lost a quarter in the pub. Lost my baccy in the pub. Don't think that pubs want me to smoke anything. However, still had a fucking ace night.
Posted by The Chris Minshall Experience on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 08:32:00 PST