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MyGen Profile Generator I'm half norwegian half english, I dodged the draft of 2005 and became a biology student becaues it makes more sense than being trained to kill people. I live with a walrus and a rat in a house which our landlord seems to selectively neglect. I once found £20 outside sainsburys at 1 in the morning it was fantastic. I hate hate HATE the busses in this country. I love music, I used to play in a punk band called The Antix jugs' mum used to feed us. My mum once got shat on by a seagull when she was wearing a wedding dress. I dont like things around my neck. I'm cursed with broken glass. I love the irony of impossibly dire situations that somehow get worse... I'm loving the summer even though its not quite here yet and I'm looking forward to finishing my exams so I can get out and enjoy it. Beer, park, mates and skating as soon as I get this fucking cast off my arm, I'll get set to break it again.
I read this in a hot water music cd inlay and I thought it was cool:
"No matter who we are, where we're going, or where we've been we all struggle. Everyone has battles. Everyone at one time or another faces the every moment, to day, to year, trials of existence. Such is life. Sometimes simple, sometimes complicated. When we wake up with challenges, we wake up with choices. To either overcome all that holds us down by going against what opposes us -or to continue sitting quietly in the stench of our own shit, while the same time surrendering ourselves to fear of failure. Life shifts, spins and relocates. As do we. We all have the ability to switch our fear of failure into an energy to overcome any trial. Just as sure as we all have a spine."
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My Blog

Cavemans Law

Taking time out from my busy work I'm going to write about a thought I had about sod's law (as you do) and given the amount of people in the world probability would have it that someone is experiencin...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:25:00 GMT

Christmas

Is OVER! Thank fuck, roll in the new year and as always, hope its better than the last.Anyways mine was pretty dull. We had no snow, the journey over here which I planned to be as short as possible en...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 13:07:00 GMT

Top 10 bands of all time

Will remain unfinished till I make my mind up who the rest might be.1. Propagandhi2. Satanic Surfers3. Hot Water Music4. Leatherface5.6.7.8.9.10.
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:53:00 GMT

Life update intit

Havent written one of these for a while, actually I'm just looking for an excuse to not do my physiology coursework. I've been home since 6 and since then spent about 4 hours on the computer and I've ...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 15:02:00 GMT

CHRIST ON A CHILDS BICYCLE

I know I'm renowned for my moaning being chronically cursed and unlucky and all but this past month has been fucking rediculous, I swear to god, and I reserve the right to moan about it without prejud...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:41:00 GMT

Well oscar is finaly here

Yep sure as shit, jess gave birth just shortly after midnight this morning and all is good. Donkey sounded well stoked on the phone this morning, I wish i could have shared his enthusiasm but I was ha...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 02:23:00 GMT

why i'm loving it

My maths module is FINISHED! I had my last exam today and it went well for the most part (touch wood) so NO MORE MATHS EVEEEEEEER. I've got loads of beer left from the weekend.The kitchen is clean for...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:27:00 GMT

Fucked... totally and utterly fucked

So I'm looking at the essay questions on my mock paper and thinking how many words I'm expected to write as an answer for them thinking I could probably only cover half a side. I email my lecturer and...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:21:00 GMT

boken bones

Going from the cricketers where some little chav pussies were waving knives at chaps and paddy to the waterfront left me with a busted arm and a busted wrist. I guess its gods way of telling me dont g...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:53:00 GMT

The broken glass strikes back... again

Theres glass on the floor AGAIN. I thought i'd cleaned it all up but no, my floor is still littered with tiny little shards intent on stabbing my feet. Its almost like they've formed an alliance with ...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 13:41:00 GMT