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bob

You guys, i swear tha rapture is coming!

About Me

I have been eating valium since the sixties. I love young ladies. I go to the strip club wearing the same hawaiian shirt i always wear, and try to prey on anyone who allows me. I use jesus to pick up ladies. I am a pervert. I hate loud music. I had a crack-whore living with me but she went away, to rehab. I am a christian man, who knows jesus personally. If you want to meet him, come over wearing very little. I am an active member of NAMBLA! I made this with help from .. , Look at these other Layouts!

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My Interests

Christian Music. Strip Clubs. This one particular Hawaiian Shirt. The Rapture.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

Jesus and Haley Joel Ozment

Music:

Christian Conservative and old Hanson.

Movies:

The wrath of Christ.

Television:

Christian Telethons

Books:

The Boble, I mean Bible.

Heroes:

Jesus