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Cheetah

About Me

Hello my name is Cheetah! I live in Sherwood Park, Canada with an annoying little brother Tigger.I was once a great theater cat - even better than Gus from Cats (that stinky wanker!) but he got all the fame. More about my acting "tails" later...I enjoy napping, eating, drinking DISTILLED water only (tap water is for peasants) and pooping. I sleep about 23 hours a day - preparing for a hunt that I will never have to do (hey I can't help it that I am domesticated yet it is still part of my instinct). I love my family but my brother is ridiculous - I do feel badly for him though as half of his brain is frozen. I think this is why he hits his head and had to go on kitty anti-depressants (this is actually true!). Oh yeah - I used to weigh 21.5 lbs but went on a diet and am now a slim trim 14.something!!! (I went on weight watchers!) Cheerio.
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My Interests

Napping, philosophizing, smoking cigars and drinking scotch

I'd like to meet:

Shakespear, Gus from cats so I can knock him out, Duchess from the Aristocats (she's a hottie), Garfield (my idol), Hubert from that cat food commercial - that is fine work.