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Jake The Snake

you're way to b for m. i l y!

About Me

I'm Jake. the only thing there really is to no about me is that i love cars. i own a 91 CRX and 1956 Ford F-100 with a chevy 305 SB that will rape you. Oh, and I love Will Ferrell I created my profile with Myspace Layouts+

My Interests

Well I love to play music, whether guitar or drums. I am also a Golfer, odd?yes, but hey its the best sport ever. I mostly just hang out with my friends and wreak havoc on this little town. I am also really into cars, mostly Honda, but muscle isn't too bad either. Take the quiz: "What kinda import car is for u???"

VTEC all the way!!! Honda/ Acura
U like hitting them high RPM's and Hear VTEC screaming, loyal to honda and them B series and K series motors....

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who can hold a conversation longer than 15 seconds.

Music:

Well, I listen to just about any type of punk that i can find. Right now I am listening to: From First To Last, Senses Fail, Hawthorne Heights, Emery, Motion City Soundtrack, Matchbook Romance, Taking Back Sunday, The Ataris, Yellowcard, Atreyu, Underoath, The Transplants, New Found Glory, Sum 41, MEST, Hopesfall, and others. I am always down for new music, so hit me up if you are going to a show, I will more than likely want to go.

Movies:

I enjoy a good film that makes me laugh. Right now a few of my favourites would be: Anchorman, Dodgeball, Most any 80s movie such as Dazed and Confused, Porky's, The Breakfast Club, and the list goes on. Any movie by Kevin Smith is also going to be a fave.

Heroes:


You Know You're Italian When....
You have a nonna.You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00You know what a rice ball really tastes like.Your car has a green red and a white bow with a horn attached on the mirror!You know the words to Dominick the Donkey!On Christmas Eve you eat only fishYour favorite slow song: Ti Amo"Fuhggettaboutit"The Godfather is your role modelYou love Nutella...anytime...Your nonna's meat balls are the bestYou always dress to impressYou always gotta have a clean pair of Fila'sYou love Versace, Gucci, Prada, Armani, just cause there Italian.Favorite movies: Godfather, Good Fellas, Bronx Tale, The Last Don... and you live by them.Guys gotta respect their women...or else...You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you by either your mother or your nonna.Pasta, pasta, pasta everyday.Your father owns 5 houses, has $300,000 in the bank, but still drives a 76 Monte Carlo.You share a bathroom with your 5 brothers, have no money, but drive a $45,000 Camaro or Firebird.Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant and travel agent are all blood relatives.You consider dunking a cannoli in an espresso a nutritious breakfast.Your 2 best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law's brother-in-law.You are a card-carrying V.I.P at more than 3 strip clubs.At least 5 of your cousins live on your street.All 5 of those cousins are named after your grandfather.A high school diploma and 1 year of Nassau Community College has earned you the title of "professor" among your aunts.You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.If someone in your family grows beyond 5'11", it is presumed his mother had an affair.There were more than 28 people in your bridal party.You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.At some point in your life, you were a D.J30 years after immigrating, your parents still say "Pronto" when answering the phone.You have ever been in a fight defending Sly Stallone's thespian greatness.Somewhere on your parents' property, there is a bathtub Madonna.You build your house with 3 materials.... brick, brick and wrought iron.You have at least one sister that went to Beauty School.Clothes from the Chess King will actually fit you.It is impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.Have been to a funeral where talk of the deceased is, "He shoulda kept his big yap shut."You have many relatives named either Joe or Mary...You grew up in a small house, but you still had two kitchens. (One was in the basement)Your grandfather had a fig treeYou've always wanted a red FerrariConnie Francis songs makes you cryAt least one person in your family does a great impression of Don CorleoneYou feel strangely comfortable when you sit on plastic-covered furnitureYou know all the words to "That's Amore"You are offended when the wedding you attend serves less than 9 courses despite the fact that you don't eat half of it.You ask "How much for cash?" when buying but will accept 'gifts' in exchange for cash when selling.You are not materialistic but insist a $500 wedding present is nothing.You think have a concrete backyard is nice.You think having swans in a big fountain in the front yard next to the veggie patch is tasteful.You actually believe everyone eats those sugared almonds in the bonboniere at your wedding.You always have a friend who 'owes you a favor'.You're proud to be Italian - and you pass these jokes on to all your Italian friends!
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Your Scorpio Drinking Style
If anyone tells you you've had enough, you'll smirk and keep tippling until you're hog whimpering drunk, out of 100-proof spite. You like to drink, and screw anyone who has a problem with that. You see the sauce as something to savor in itself... and not as a personality-altering tool.If you're depressed, you get self-loathing and seek total obliteration. But generally, you're a fascinating drinking pal, brilliant conversationalist and dizzying flirt. You also remember everything -- especially what everyone did when they were blitzed. Only people you *like* should drink with you!
Your Signature Cocktails
Just as you can look someone in the eye and smile while secretly plotting their demise, so does the brandy-laced Scorpian Stinger's sweet taste hide a potent amount of alcohol. But you abhor tropical drinks, and you will turn up your nose if you're served a scorpian. You rule watermelon, so break a pitcher of watermelon margaritas will seduce you -- though red wine will do the trick just as well.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Bill Gates, Demi Moore, Jenny McCarthy, Tara Reid, P. Diddy, and Owen Wilson. What's Your Alcohoroscope?