There’s not much I can tell you about myself. You wouldn’t believe most of it anyway. I have no parents. I live with a sort of housekeeper. Her name is Jack Starbright. She’s also my best friend. She tries (and fails) to keep me out of trouble.I’ve had a lot of trouble recently with people pushing me around and getting me involved in things I don’t want to do. I’ve travelled a lot. I’ve found myself in some pretty weird situations.Sometimes it feels like the whole world is out to get me!