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SlyDogJeff

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Here is my entry into this year's Pumpkin Carving Contest!!

My Interests

I like to go to the bar, throw back a few beers, toss a few darts, shoot some pool, throw back a few more beers and maybe a shot or two, play some more games, drink a few more....smoke.... drink another.. tose sumore.. drunk a few more.... get alot of fun... look and act like im with it... stoart baballying about how grood i am and thne get naked! Hey! I'm not as Think as you Drunk I am! NO! IM NOT DRUNK... im still drinking! give me back that beer. YOU CAN'T CUT ME OFF! God your cute when I'm drunk! :)

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I am really horrible with remembering musicians, bands, song titles, album titles but here is an idea. GNR, Marilyn Mainson, ACDC, Kiss, Ozzy, Doors, Def Lepard, Mostly rock and roll, some rap. I love to Dance!

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Star Wars, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Carribian, silence of the lambs, hannibal, anything with jacky chan and alot of action! Adam Sandler, Half Baked, that sorta thing! oh yea, dont forget spaceballs

Television:

I'll be honest on this one. I watch toon disney and freaking sponge bob square pants with my kids and I LIKE IT! They dont make these shows for kids i tell ya! I also like Family Guy, Simpsons, Deadlyest Catch, Mythbusters, Overhauling, Extreem Home Makeover, MXC, LOST, House, Heroes, Dirt, Friends

Books:

Put them on MP3 and then i'll listen to them. But I did read the entire Harry Potter series and "Who moved my Cheese". I started reading Davinchi Code and I know I didn't spell that wright. Oh yea a few Michael Crighton books.

Heroes:

My dad. He is a lazy good for nothing son of a bitch and I want to be JUST LIKE THAT! I tell bad jokes, like to ride motorcycles, build sand castles and smoke cigars (well.. modified cigars) oh shit. did i just say that?!