Father Brian AKA Teddy Brosevelt

About Me

Above is a cartoon I did some voice work for. It's called "End of the Line." Check it out, see if you can guess which voices were mine. Now, on to me:
I am not half as brilliant as I think I am, but twice as brilliant as you would ever believe me to be, and that makes one of us dangerous. I am just not sure which.
I believe there are two ways to do things in life: the easy way, and the fun way.
I am a fan of the truth when I am not lying, which I never do. Or do I never tell the truth? Of course, if I said I never told the truth, then I would be lying. Because to say I never told the truth, it would imply that I lie at all other times, and admitting that I never told the truth would in itself be a truth, but also a lie because I am now telling the truth. Never trust a man who says he never tells the truth, I think is the bottom line.
Forgetting my otherworldly affections, of which I have many, there are three things in this world that I love: beer, chocolate, and women. Depending on the day, the order varies. But of the three, the one I so often hate to love is women. To say that women were put on Earth to please the eye and trouble the mind would be a good start, but not nearly enough. In the end, the mind wants to be troubled, otherwise it makes trouble.
I guess that's all there is to say about that. If you'll recall my thoughts on the truth, I will also admit that I never ramble. No sir. I never say in 2 words what can be said in one, or multiple paragraphs what could be said in a sentence. Never me. I detest redundancy.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Future me, and hopefully on a recurring basis. For instance, future me would stop me just before I saw a bad movie, telling me to save money and, more importantly, two hours of my life.

Also, future me will come back in time to give me a sports almanac. With this almanac, I shall gamble on modern sports events and accumulate a fortune! Then, I will marry my rival's wife after having him killed, ooh! And ship his pesky child off to boarding school!

Oooh... that's so good it should be a movie...

My Blog

Escape and Reflections

It was nice to get away for the weekend. The world truly bogs you down sometimes, to the point where you forget what is really important to you. Even the average vacation is just a series of distracti...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:21:00 GMT

Never thought I would say this, but...

ROCK ON REPUBLICANS!!! If this is not some carefully choreographed passion play on the House floor (and it may be, or did anyone notice how the supposed "reticence" of Democrat Christopher Dodd ...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 18:27:00 GMT

Bailing Out Criminals

For those of you confused about how the current financial crisis happened...http://www.businesspundit.com/sub-prime/I just wrote to my Senators and local Representative in the House. I don't thi...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:25:00 GMT

Disclaimer: I did not make this a political issue first

Obviously the topic on everyone's mind this week, at least in the political sphere, is McCain's nomination of a relative unknown to be his running mate. Sarah Palin, the MILFy Tina Fey look alik...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:20:00 GMT

Stirring up some shit

So it has recently come to my attention that New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg can not seek a third term in office. This news has come as a shocking blow to me, given that he is the only public...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 02:04:00 GMT

Good bye my brother

I loved you like a brother. I fondly introduced you to everyone we met as the man who saved my life. Was it an exaggeration? Perhaps. But I felt indebted to you much the same. ...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:27:00 GMT

Elitist

America is perhaps the only country where a black man who was raised by a single mother can be painted as an elitist by rich white men. The fact that some people buy into this (and they do, I wo...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 12:36:00 GMT

Do something

What it lacks in subtlety it makes up for in a lack of subtlety. See more funny videos at CollegeHumor
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 17:16:00 GMT

Tragedy struck today when...

... Gary Gygax, creator of Dungeons and Dragons, and Epic Dungeon Master, died. Sources tell us that one of his players, in frustration, turned his dice on Gygax. This was always thought t...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 14:03:00 GMT