WOMEN WHO UNDERSTAND THE FOLLOWING FACTS ABOUT MEN:----- - If something is on your mind, spit it out. Subtle hints dont work. Strong hints dont work. Obvious hints dont work. We are not Dionne Warwick or Miss Cleo so we can not read your mind----------- - Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 3 days--------. - Dont ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to talk about sports, food, or sex--------. - We dont need to work out because we are in shape. Yes, round is a shape--------. - Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing sitting down from point blank range. We are bound to miss sometimes. Get over it and get out the scrubbing bubbles--------. - If something we said can be interpreted in two different ways, and one of those ways is bad, then we meant the other one-------- - Let us look at other women. We are going to anyway. Its genetic. I mean seriously, how else are we supposed know how pretty you are if we dont compare--------. - If it itches, we will scratch it. Doesnt matter where we are, we will scratch, thats what we do. Get over it. Just make a game out of it and join in--------- - If you need to say something, please do so during the commercials. I dont need to hear about Jenny from your job when I'm trying to figure out who the killer is on CSI--------- - Christopher Columbus didnt need directions and neither do we. Hell, Jesus didnt even need directions. Why do you think he wandered around the dam wilderness for 40 days and 40 nights...... - DONT RUB THE LAMP, IF YOU DONT WANT THE GENIE TO COME OUT.-------------- Knowing these simple little things will help everyone have a successful relationship. lol
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