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The Skipping Pigs Are Invading

About Me

I am, well, you know, many things to many people. Brother, Uncle, Godfather, Former Roadie/Sound Engineer, International Spoon Bending Champion, Slightly Mental, Poet, Thinker, JD & Beer Drinker, Official Friend Of Jack Daniels, Cured Gambler.
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My Interests

Sleep, Peanut M&M's, All sorts of music.

I'd like to meet:

Betty Page, Emily Booth, Dita Von Teese, Clive Owen (he's my step-cousin!), The Lady Miss Kier Kirby (formerly of the group Deee-lite), The Great Houdielbow, Spit The Dog, Adam Buxtons right leg, Marvin the Martian, Spartak Vladikavkaz (he owes me money!), Miss Racheal Davis, The Dallas Cowgirls.

Music:

Anything that isn't annoying. Or Country. Unless it's Dolly, Or Shania.

Movies:

Horror, Sci-fi, comedy.

Television:

I watch too much telly BUT NOT SOAPS!

Books:

Terry Pratchett, Sci-fi or horror.

Heroes:

Bruce Lee

My Blog

Merry March!

Merry March, Myspace people! We’re already almost 4 months into this year and I have done the grand total of BOG ALL. Had 1 hospital appt and have to go back at the end of next month for fields ...
Posted by ray on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:27:00 PST

The Police In Concert!

Well, neither man nor beast nor illness could have kept me away from this gig! With a set list of 22 songs (they actually played 23) only 2 or tunes that I didn't know the words to but nothing I could...
Posted by ray on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:02:00 PST

My Rap

I'm a member of a few forums online and this is something i wrote on the goldie lookin chain forum, it was an attempt at a rap in their style Smacks Of Procrastination. © 6/8/06.Smacks of procrastinat...
Posted by ray on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 04:59:00 PST

eyes

it was a damn good job i didn't join the loonies at the bash. seriously pain filled weekend on the eye front and a bad tummy to boot. tuesdays check-up was all fun & games with clinic running 1hr ...
Posted by ray on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:44:00 PST

Friends requests

I get a few friends requests now and then. If I don't know you or I don't know someone your friends with you will be DENIED! It's an official Spazz Off you mook! It's not like I don't like you. I just...
Posted by ray on Wed, 09 May 2007 06:38:00 PST

Check out this video: the jam! they look so young

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Posted by ray on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:32:00 PST

Everybody knows!

Everybody knows that dogs have sex, It's just something we all accept, No-one ever thinks to be direct. Cuz everybody knows that dogs have sex. Everybody knows that Mars is next, Our atmosphere's comp...
Posted by ray on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST

My Mission In Life

I have tickets to see The Police @ The NIA in September! I am so happy!  yes, it was bloody expensive but I would have sold anything and everything (including myself) to get a ticket. I am mainly...
Posted by ray on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 11:16:00 PST

Eddie LIVES!

Eddie, The JazzMan.  He of the FS/Flight Safety Desk.,Once more Eddie Samuels has got back in touch and he is still himself.He is the only person to have inspired a poem from the MOD phone book (...
Posted by ray on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 03:07:00 PST

Mellow greetings!

I'm currently keeping my eye on the Internet.  I have a mission in life. I MUST BUY POLICE TICKETS! It is very important to me to see The Police Live in my lifetime.  I've seen Sting 3 times...
Posted by ray on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 11:48:00 PST