Captain BackYard Boogie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

After long days o' rum runnin', smugglin', and chasin' beauties, I like t' kick it with me homies. Not much can be told 'bout me. Yes me heaties, the captain is as mysterious as the deepest seas. Lassies be warned...I wouldn't mind setting anchor in your lagoon. I captain the finest vessel to set sail.... The BOOTY HUNTER. It's crewed by the finest ....The Booty Queen be me First Mate and the Booty Assasin ... well, she be the ships assassin not to forget my #1 Wench me beauty Kinze Kenner.

My Interests

Rum BOOTY Ninja's Boogie'n Drinking till me wenches take me home. Long drives in german automobiles BOOBIES John Hughes films Drunk Wenches PORN Cotton Candy Leanin Like a Cholo Posin for Photos

I'd like to meet:

A doctor who can help with providing me with new legs!

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribean,The Black Swan,Blackbeard,Captain Blood

Television:

SpongeBob Square Pants, MTV, Sex and the City, Days of Our Lives

Books:

How to be a more loving Pirate, The Devil wears Prada, Pirates for Dummies, Pirateology: The Pirate Hunter's Companion,Pirate Soul: A Swashbuckling Voyage Through the Golden Age of Pirates!,Do Pirates Take Baths? by Kathy Tucker