Jip (real name, no gimmicks)

About Me

I'm the dopest, flyest, OG pimp hustler, gangster player hardcore motherfucker living today.
I do little bit of this and a little bit of that. That's how I get by. I'm a self-proclaimed showstopper.
If my music doesn't contain 'bitch' or 'nigga' I won't listen to it.
I love my sweatpants and dream of opening a designersweatpantsstore. That's a mouthfull, and trust, you will have a mouthfull. Ooh!
I'd take the glory anyday over the fame.
Bitches, I am articulate. When I go out, I go out to party and shake my bootay, not to have people checking me out. That's why I never go out. Damn! There are a lot of things that I could, but I won't.
Like I could put up with your shit, but I won't.
In short:
What's not to love?

And I will totally whore out any artistic talents. I'm a struggling actor. So...if you need an actor and you're willing to sponsor my flights, just send me a message...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nobody in particular. Most people tend to be less cool than me. And why would I surround myself with fucking losers? Pssh. I'm done.

Music:

Bobby Darin, McKay, Atari Teenage Riot, He Is Legend, Ms Jade, Aloe Blacc, Oscar Peterson, Beirut, Billie Holiday, Dead Prez, Regina Spektor, Blood Brothers, Nas, Mobb Deep, Wu-tang Clan, Bettye Lavette, The Matthew Herbert Big Band, Kano, Wiley, Dizzee Rascal, Spankrock etc etc

Television:

Wondershowzen. Kenan and Kel. Cheaters. Can't Get A Date. 10th Kingdom. Arrested Development. Drawn Together.

My Blog

Clubbin'

Last night I went to see Nneka (www.nnekaworld.com) at Paradiso.It was really pretty cool. Less hiphop than I hoped it would be, but the band she had with her was really really good. It was weird she ...
Posted by Jip (real name, no gimmicks) on Thu, 17 May 2007 01:59:00 PST

Jip is the new vain.

So today at lunch, me, Ginger and Ben are sitting at a table.Ginger asks Ben: 'Ben, do you think me and Jip have similar eyes?'Ben: 'No, not at all.'Ginger: 'Oh, okay. Yeah, I dunno. See, but there's ...
Posted by Jip (real name, no gimmicks) on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 11:48:00 PST

Pimp the system.

The way it goes down:I found a really nice pair of sweatpants at school, laying around. (There are so many clothes scattered around at my school. It's a fleamarket really.) Perfect fit, my size and bl...
Posted by Jip (real name, no gimmicks) on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 03:39:00 PST

Summer of '69.

In time, in time if the people around me are in uproarall i need is a little peaceif the world seems to be changingall i need is a little peacewhen there are only storms in sightand none of the lights...
Posted by Jip (real name, no gimmicks) on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 03:59:00 PST

I don't need no one.

The perfect stormi'm lost at sealost sight of your coastlinesailing from my harbourto your waterfrontwhere i would writeour names in thesand of the beachbut i'm lost at seano land in sightthe currents...
Posted by Jip (real name, no gimmicks) on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 11:43:00 PST

You.

Deliriousgo aheadthat's what I'm sayinggo afuckingheadget that boozedown your throatdrown your liverin that liquorget to the endof the roadtry to getthere much quicker and then leaveleave me behindgo...
Posted by Jip (real name, no gimmicks) on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:42:00 PST

Knee update.

So, I actually never went to the physical therapist until last Wednesday. And, boy I'm glad I did. I felt kinda silly going since my knee didn't really hurt, just every now and then, I would get this ...
Posted by Jip (real name, no gimmicks) on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 12:36:00 PST

Still gangsta.

So, I got a bum knee. It has been hurting ever since last week. It's not due my breakdancing, I'm pretty sure. But now, when I touch my knee, it feels like it's burning, on the outer side of my knee. ...
Posted by Jip (real name, no gimmicks) on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

Grindin'

A DJ love-affair i was sweating to his beatsit felt like for everbut really for hoursit was just me and the djand he was spinningevery track for me, i could tell groupie luv from those hipstersout the...
Posted by Jip (real name, no gimmicks) on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST

Schoolassigment.

Roots roots is what roots arebeing able to stray but never too farso if you're far away, you're still where you areroots are what roots isit's what is getting you through thisso if you're feeling blue...
Posted by Jip (real name, no gimmicks) on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:04:00 PST