Film and TV V.I.P, seeker of the peace, part time chandelier cleaner, a legend in his own time, oppressor of champions, soldier of fortune, world traveller, bonvivant, all round good guy, international lover, casual hero, philosopher, wars fought, bears wrestled, equations solved, virgins enlightened, revolutions quelled, tigers castrated, orgies organised, bars quaffed dry, governments run, test rockets flown, life president of the Liquidarian Society of Great Britain and Ireland (apply to cardholder for membership). Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, get wasted all the time and you will have the time of your life. Hi, I like all the usual things that people like, films, music, art, books and sugar to name but a few. I enjoy photography and short walks. I have a degree in media production, I play in a band known as 'The Arse Klarts' I like pepsi but hate capitalism and I work on a farm. I also enjoy spending time in high profile shops such as marks and spencers, picking up items without looking at them, instead, i enjoy looking from side to side and acting suspicious. I then tally how many security guards follow me round the women's clothing or frozen turkey's for the next ten minutes before vacating the premesis. nine is my best. This isn't just shoplifting, this is 'looking weird acting shifty and getting security guards to follow you around m&s' fake shoplifting. I also enjoy a hearty ham salad sandwich with lashings of mayo and lightly seasoned with salt and pepper.
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