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danny danger

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About Me

Dan Biesel: Real-life working artist. I have no problem saying that I like to work. Feel free to contact me if interested.Go to my website! Also visit: www.admiralmotti.co.uk or www.lightsabre.co.uk for their support of me!Believe it!

My Interests

My family and friends. Art. Zombies. Star Wars. Peanut butter and Chocolate together. Comics. Music that does not suck. Showers are good.

I'd like to meet:

Dolamite, Darth Vader, and Stephen King. NO CLOWNS. I have a strict policy about that. They don't scare me, but I don't have to like them.

Music:

Nothing that involves "puppets". You know who you are...

Movies:

I hear those are cool. I should check them out some time. Anyone know how many they made?

Television:

If it doesn't have someone in space or investigating ghosts in a scientific manner, then I may not watch it.

Books:

If I knew how to read...

Heroes:

Stand-up folks who don't take the crap but have to deal with it on a daily basis.

My Blog

What’s with all the clicky clack?

I was just wondering about why movies still have people typing on computers constantly to save the day or whatever.  They seem to type a lot too.  I understand there may be some complicated ...
Posted by danny danger on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:24:00 PST

Funnier than the last one

The other day, my son and I were walking down the street.  We came upon a piece of damp cardboard on the sidewalk and my son stopped and asked what it was.  I looked at the cardboard and not...
Posted by danny danger on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:40:00 PST

Not everything sucks

Yeah, there has not been a blog in a while.  So what?  I really don't give a shit.  O'll tell you one thing though: my wife, Stacy, is the best thing EVER!  Why?  Because I'm ...
Posted by danny danger on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 09:55:00 PST

I WILL smash something soon...you should too!

Unfortunately in my line of work I am needlessly exposed to pop radio.  I don't think I can take it anymore.  If it wasn't bad to begin with (uh...yeah it's bad), the piss poor excuses for "...
Posted by danny danger on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:13:00 PST

The new quest for manhood

I noticed that a lot of boys have been spending tons of time with the online game Runescape.  I just thought "Kids playing video games.  Nothing new here."  As time has passed with...
Posted by danny danger on Fri, 04 May 2007 08:22:00 PST

Corpse Show Creeps art contest

Hey! I WON! I am so damn excited about this because my stuff is going to be seen all over the place!  Not to mention, I think those guys are great and well worth the time and effort - contest or ...
Posted by danny danger on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 09:17:00 PST

"Get your ass to mahs"

Unless you are living in one currently, they have found caves on mars.  That is friggin great!  Why?  Because I hope when they explore one of 'em they find a skeleton or some crap that ...
Posted by danny danger on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 08:48:00 PST

Halfway to happiness

I happened to notice that my profile views have hit 333.  Well, that's halfway folks.  Let us all make the joyous occasion happen, then we will drink the blood of the innocent and eat tasty ...
Posted by danny danger on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 08:25:00 PST

Having fun yet? NO.

So now that the weather is finally getting un-crap-tastic, I have the urge to go and do stuff.  Get social and have some good times.  Too bad I have other stuff to do.  Isn't that the...
Posted by danny danger on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:34:00 PST

Sick is dumb

I'm feverishly sick.  Bad.  I can't think straight and severly dislike every moment of it.  Some will say "Dan, shut up.  We don't care."  But I don't care right now.  I'...
Posted by danny danger on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:02:00 PST