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About Me

Aging Punkrocker. I'm in the prime of my life and I'll only be young once, but I'll be stupid forever!!! I enjoy long walks on the beach and then burying dead hookers on them. Just Kidding LOLOLOLOLOL (thats sarcasm if anyone ever "LOL"s me I'll bury them next to the dead hookers). I am Uber Dork, I have more toys than most 1st grade class rooms. I skate and collect comics (to read) and I still enjoy popsicles. What else. Vinyl rocks, CDs suck. I heart illegal downloading. I have A.D.D. and wouldn't have it any other way. I'll add more some other time.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If I don't know you I'm not your fucking friend, and no I don't want to add your shitty band to my friends list.I'd really like to meet more people who use "your" and "you're" correctly. Also if you have a video on your profile, I hate you. Seriously go die. (except Paul..I guess, though he should take that down anyways.)

My Blog

I Remember

 Clearly I remember this, I was 12 years old, my step-mom left with my younger sibs, and my Pops had 2 of his friends sitting with him playing guitar  a bass and a mandolin. It was Gary and ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 23:09:00 GMT

SharkleBerry Fin

Man remember SharkleBerry Fin, that was the best fucking Kool-Aid EVER. We use to make "Nuclear" Kool-Aid, that was the kool-aid you added som much sugar too that it couldnt disolve it so the sugar ju...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 13:10:00 GMT

Today

Today is one of those days that is jsut awesome in some way that isn't quite tangible. I woke up, had sex (twice) then we went to my buddies house and cooked out for a bit, steak, chicken , portabello...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 17:36:00 GMT

Too Fucking Happy

 I think I am too happy right now, in the back of my head I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop (maybe other 20 or 30 so shoes), but damn... I'm happy as shit rihgt now. How happy is shit? Well,...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 21:25:00 GMT

If...

 If I like "The Teaches of Peaches" does that make me any more less of a man than I already am???
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jul 2005 19:08:00 GMT

The Difference Between Girls and Boys

Ok , I think I sort of knew this before, but it came to my attention today when my lovely girlfriend had too poop. Girls poop in like 30 seconds. I repeat girls poop in like 30 seconds.  Boys, we...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jul 2005 18:13:00 GMT

Purchase/Aquire the New Transplants

Dload it , steal it , what ever the fuck you have to do, get that shit.  "Some of my friends sell records, some of my friend sell drugs."
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jun 2005 03:43:00 GMT

The Pixies

I just saw the Pixies at an outdoor venue. I can't describe to you in words what a disgusting fatbody Frank Black is. Seriously he was gross and sweaty. But damn his fat ass can rock yet. Surfer Rosa ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Jun 2005 02:43:00 GMT

My Pal N8

I just ran into my friend Nate (OliverPickleburger) on here and My inbox said..."Oliver Pickleburger wants to be your friend!" Well who wouldn't , but this phrase struck me like a lightning bolt made ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Jun 2005 23:00:00 GMT

The Things I Doo (pun intended) For You People

This blog is to let everyone that reads this know that I have to poop really bad, but I cared enough to take the time to make a blog whilst having to poop (really bad). I hope you all appreciate the t...
Posted by on Tue, 24 May 2005 14:26:00 GMT