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COCKTAIL PARTNER

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About Me


I would do anything for love. Yes, I would do anything for love. I would do anything for love. ...But I won't do that... Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

hopscotch, sparkling water, charts, graphs, sweet rides, pie-charts, cartography, mandates, manuscripts, mutants, happy times with special people, backwash, mittens, remote control racing cars, competitive chess, ankles & cankles, using a pepper mill, enforcing the law, taking care of business, rachets & chainsaws, smoke & mirrors, giving/recieving a kiss from someone I am fond of, gavels, chain link fences, the daily double, tacos, nachos, pho, scrabble, KATAMARI DAMACY, my collection of rare gems, video games, feeling deep remorse/regret for my actions, my last use of a public bath house, whiskey in the afternoon, Kirby's Dream Land, moat building, LEGOS, kite battles, Oscar Wilde, morter and pestels, BRINGING DOWN THE GOP!! playing spoons, avalanches, assorted Jams, clothes by the pound, factory tours, open heart surgery, Bill Clinton, mustaches, sundaes, bikinis, salmonella, lacrosse, debate, claymation, getting pinkeye, ice cream, D&G, pizza, TMNT, ice skating, aggressive inline skating, dinosaurs, writing, ponchos, making dolla bills, pack mules, OCD, Olivia, fish, tea kettles, BIG LEAGUE CHEW, pro keds, See's Candies, chapstick, modeling clay, Horatio Hornblower, getting hella ripped, working on my biceps and triceps, pick up sticks, IHOP, rattlesnakes, beer nuts, funnel cake, Puyallup Fair, Bill Cosby, Alvin, Simon, Theodore, pi, Donkey Konga, wombat, Fisher Price, Centimeter, Dave Bauer, Austria, wacked out mo fo's, Gambia, Murattis, gingerbread houses, mince pie, polar bears, monster truck ralleys, crossword puzzels, nachos, Bunny & Gwen, peaches, Puffy Amiyumi, poker, knife fights, winning the lottery, croquet, cellular waves, teleporting, vikings, Fresca, Nas, Bernstein Bears, Montell Jordan, The Starting over house, XXX, bushwackers, burnt sienna crayon, sasquatch, butterfinger, spending lots of time in jail, french fries, Captain Planet, Rikkitikkitembo, Georgie Porgie, Corgie dogs, crab battles, tap dancing, tennis, Lincoln logs, WigWams, Columbia River Dam, pickleball, Tichy, Cincinnatti, the roaring 40s, Red Rover, Murphy, SPICY FOOD! ANYTHING SPICY! REALLY! bobbing for apples, plymouth rock and good clean fun.

I'd like to meet:

An albatross.

Music:

Stan Getz, Astrud Gilberto, Koop, The Roots, Digable Planets, Lil Kim, Immortal Technique, Rachmaninov.

Movies:

Waynes World, Baseketball, Contact, Jurrassic Park, Totoro, anything Jackie Chan related. THE WEEPING CAMEL.

Television:

Roseanne, M*A*S*H, Zoe 101.

Books:

BATTLE ROYALE!, A People's History of the United States, The Enormous Egg, Redwall Series, A Problem from Hell, Population Bomb, Woody Allen Complete Prose.

Heroes:

Roy Lichtenstein, Chun Li, Oscar Wilde, Lil Kim and MARIO BATALI!oh, and, DUH, of course

CHRIS! AND KARL MARX, BUT MOSTLY CHRIS!