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About Me

I am a very random person. With me, expect the unexpected. I'll sweep you off your feet; I'll make you laugh so hard you'll pee your pants. Don't try to figure me out because I am unfigurable...go figure. I love to play and laugh and analyze almost everything to the point where my brain hurts. I love like no other, and I'm loyal to the core. I'm extremely sensitive and I cry at sad movies. I love to wrestle and tickle and get the back of my neck kissed. I love comfort and beauty and a brilliant imagination. love layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments
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My Interests

Creativity= beauty= travel= writing= reading= research= Gardening

I'd like to meet:

I like to meet lots of people. If you are fun, then we'll get along.

Music:

I was moving at the speed of sound *head spinning, couldn't find my way around and *didn't know that I was going down *yeah, yeah *where I've been, well it's all a blur *what I was lookin' for I'm not sure *too late, didn't see it coming *yeah, yeah *then I CRASHED into you and I went up in flames *could've been the death of me *but then you breathed your breath in me *then I crashed into you, like a runaway train *you will consume me, but I can't walk away...

Movies:

Sure, why not.

Television:

Not often.

Books:

I read almost anything.

Heroes:

I tend toward anyone who is a humanitarian and am drawn to people that are brave, creative, idealistic and most of all...pioneering.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Miss Jackson If You're Nasty
Birthday: March 29, in a year that makes me 25ish
Birthplace: Fargo, N.D. (yes, the city they made the movie after)
Current Location: Big Rapids (hicksville) MI
Eye Color: Bright green when I cry, hazel when I'm fine
Hair Color: currently it's auburn with blonde highlights
Height: Long and sexy
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on the activity
Your Heritage: Russian German: "Sprechen Sie Deutsch?"
The Shoes You Wore Today: Hot quilted snowboots deluxe edition
Your Weakness: chocolate, washboard abs, men's cologne
Your Fears: midgets, circus clowns, appearing foolish in public
Your Perfect Pizza: ham, pepperoni, onion, mushroom, pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Land my dream career, take another vacation
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LMAO, WTF and the infamous LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: hmmmmm....growl, snuffle snufle "Damn it's cold!"
Your Best Physical Feature: I think my eyes, guys think my butt, my gyno thinks...just kidding, sheesh!
Your Bedtime: anywhere from 8:00pm-2:00am
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm missing a lot of memories...I don't want them back
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi...coke is like liquid acid
MacDonalds or Burger King: either when I'm phening for junk food
Single or Group Dates: I like them both but group dates are so much fun!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea hands down
Chocolate or Vanilla: I honestly love them both equally
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cassie's coffee w/a dash of choc milk and whipped cream
Do you Smoke: only when I'm at the bar drinking
Do you Swear: WTF! How dare you ask me such a bleeping personal question!
Do you Sing: All the time and I could seriously toast all the competition on american idol "in my dreams"
Do you Shower Daily: sometimes twice daily...clean freak here!
Have you Been in Love: Um, let me think about that for a few hours and I'll get back to you
Do you want to go to College: I would like to go back and get my Ph.D in psychology
Do you want to get Married: I already am married to the most amazing man on the planet
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes I do...sometimes I really do
Do you get Motion Sickness: I did on a cruise ship one time...puerto rican waters are rough
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I am average until I get glammed up...then I'm extraordinary
Are you a Health Freak: I'm a freak alright...health freak...um, no
Do you get along with your Parents: my father is deceased and my mother at a distance
Do you like Thunderstorms: I think they are thrilling and highly erotic
Do you play an Instrument: I consider my brain to be an instrument
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, too much I think, me and cass have to slow down and I need to get over this midlife crisis of mine already!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes but only at the bar
In the past month have you been on Drugs: prescription only
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I'm married remember
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: in one sitting? how morbid!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I have never and will never eat raw fish flesh
In the past month have you been on Stage: Well yes, I'm a legend in my own mind
In the past month have you been Dumped: No but I ticked quite a few of my male friends off...they want to thump me I'm sure
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in my hot tub...WHALE ALERT...call the coast guard!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I think I stole a couple hearts :)
Ever been Drunk: No, not that I recall. Uh huh...tell it to someone that believes you
Ever been called a Tease: I am self admittedly the worlds BIGGEST tease
Ever been Beaten up: never
Ever Shoplifted: once in eight grade...I'm still sure I'm going to hell for that too!
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I think a famous comedic writer, PH.D psychologist and world renowned Playgirl
What country would you most like to Visit: Probably Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Darkest brown, almost black
Favourite Hair Color: darkest brown, almost black
Short or Long Hair: either if it's a modern cut
Height: taller than me
Weight: doesn't matter as long as they are healthy
Best Clothing Style: I prefer trendy/preppy
Number of Drugs I have taken: marijuana
Number of CDs I own: probably about fifty
Number of Piercings: just my ears
Number of Tattoos: a butterfly on my lower back
Number of things in my Past I Regret: there are two ways to look at this...regret or learning experience
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My Blog

Baby Got Back

Well I had to bitch about this in an earlier blog but here I go again. I have a big butt and a small waist. I can't find jeans that fit me properly. So I'm reading this article in "A...
Posted by Sydney on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:08:00 PST

Unbelievable

I added a couple mutual friends of ours, not really thinking anything about it. They have a great sense of humor and it didn't occur to me that they would be offended by my blogs, my commen...
Posted by Sydney on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:00:00 PST

A night at Fritz's part 1- The Grocery Store

I decide that I've had enough of my insensitive, backwoods husband and call Fritz on her cell phone. You see, not too long ago I erased his nut job sister from myspace and she called me on the p...
Posted by Sydney on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:55:00 PST

A girl's afternoon

Well I had Cass and the kids over all afternoon today and got to show her some of the stuff that I'm working on/with. We even created a new scent together that is divine. In fact, I think ...
Posted by Sydney on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:28:00 PST

Thoughts

Amazing, lovely, silken and confident arching brows, a laughing smile sensuous fluttering of her wings sadness, sorrow, joy and despair She looks into the mirror and wonders what she see's. A gi...
Posted by Sydney on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:10:00 PST

RESTLESS

Today was not the best of days for me. First, I get a rude email from my husband. Then I take a road trip and end up feeling worse. After that I'm supposed to meet at my friend's hou...
Posted by Sydney on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 06:10:00 PST

New Journey

I am embarking on a new career path that I am hoping will lead to bigger and better things for myself and my family. I sit and complain a lot that my creativity is going to waste as I sit here i...
Posted by Sydney on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 08:02:00 PST

Fallen Angel

Am I living in Rhymes and rhythms drumming inside my head because my life is such sweet, sick poetic justice as I fall and fail, I'll pick myself up and through it all I have learned not to...
Posted by Sydney on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 08:35:00 PST

Company Party 2006

I just got out of the shower and am sitting here in front of my computer dripping wet, eating Koplinger's health bread and a large glass of water. I know, it's standard prison fare (bread and wa...
Posted by Sydney on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:28:00 PST