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Josie

Relax and enjoy the scenery

About Me

I grew up in Menlo Park, California, and I went to an all-girls school. I was pretty much a tomboy, but I always had boyfriends, and the experience was always good. I'm still figuring out why people would want to look at me. Maybe it's generic beauty, but it's weird to be valued for something I was born with. I'm usually a mellow, go-with-the-flow person, except when someone tells me I should do something. Then I get stubborn. If they don't back off, I get this horrible rage and want to kill them. When I was four and my mom would send me to my room, I'd get so mad I'd go outside and bang my head on the sidewalk. When I was younger, I wanted to be a sex therapist - a hipper Dr. Ruth. I've never had a boring conversation about sex. When you talk about sex, people come alive. My friends told me, `You know, guys are going to come to talk about their wives, but then they're going to want to sleep with you.' I figured I'd just wear a bag over my head. I'm really shallow when I come to guys. I only date really good looking, well-endowed guys, with great bodies. My friends are always going on at me. I'm like "I can't help it! I'm just a woman with high standards!

My Interests


Red wine and sushi are my favorite. I like eel, yellowtail, and tuna, but I’m obsessed with sea urchin roe. Obsessed. I need it. When I eat it with my friends, I freak them out a little because it’s almost orgasmic. I say, ‘Can you guys feel it?’ They’re, like, ‘Whatever.’ Eating it is an experience that I like to have alone. I love the creamy texture. I love talking about sex, but doing it is better. I’m good at psychology, and I’m good at lovin’. My dream is to have sex twice a day. Every time I get into bed, I want it. Guys are, like, ‘Whoa, slow down!’ For most guys it’s time to sleep. I’m, like, ‘No, it’s not!’ They can’t keep up with me. And I don’t believe in marriage. Why do people screw up a perfectly good thing with a contract? I just want to have fun, happy sex and romance.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that is open minded, honest, and real....someone who will bite my lip, pull my hair and leave me gasping for air!
This is my backyard wanna come play?

Television:


I’ve done commercials for BMW, Neutrogena, and Crest. I also did an Herbal Essences shampoo commercial. You know—‘It’s organic’—three girls getting really excited while shampooing. Basically, I wore a G-string and had fake orgasms in the shower for three days straight. The director would actually say, ‘OK, it’s starting…OK, it’s building!…OK, you’re peaking!’ My mom came to visit me on the set. It must have been interesting for her.