Hey All - Well, This Is It, This Is me. The Unconvicted Killer of "The Not So Great Now Ehh..." Crocodile Hunter...I Mean C'mon - Everytime i watch that show he's got his hands around a Reptilious creatures' throat, once captured -acclaimed to be "Discovering" its sex by forcing a fist up its fucking anal hole...i mean cmon, incest or What ??
Let Me Explain, Me & steve, and various other "Non Reptilious" Sea creatures had a Special Bond. mainly based on a Love-Hate relationship. And, it wasn't our first diving expedition together, no, no...Not At all, we'd had various others Deep Sea Dives together, i mean i rememember being about 4 months old in captivity & It was Steve who taught me survival. Everything i knew, from Camouflaging Myself from potentially dangerous predators - to conducting, that fucking barb on my tail, which i killed him with. me & steve enjoyed what we done. I Mean since i was a young 'Ray i'd always fancied acting, and with Steves direction, he pushed me into big documentaries, you may of heard of me on such movies as "Open Waters" - "Shipwrecked Shipmates" & A Big Hitter "Steve Irwins Unreleased "How To Handle a Sting Ray" Vol One"...Yeah, they were big in the states. Im talkin, REAL BIG. I Had Television Companies from all over visiting me by then.
Anyway...So there We Are, Steve Just Pushed me over the Edge one Day, forced me into Waters I Didnt Naturally Enjoy being In, When i tried to retract my contract for the series, he wilded out. You should of seen him - he was Like "CRIKEY" this & "CRIKEY" that..i mean one more "CRIKEY" out of him, and that was it, i was for sure going to use that barb he always instructed me to use when under pressure. and there..."ZAP" struck him once to the chest and KAZZAM, No more Crocodile Diaries For You Guys....
