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doitmyselfmama

About Me

I am a little mama who just moved to a kick-ass island that I can't even say the name of because then you'll all move here and the housing will become even more scarce than it all ready is. So you'll just have to take my word for it, but believe me it rocks out. I have a beautiful little boy who loves to organize things and put lids back on to jars. I'm engaged to be married to a wonderful man who tells me I'm prettier when he's drunk (to be fair, I do look prettier when I drink, too). Right now I don't have a fridge ar a toilet and I couldn't be happier, I'm going to garden with some ancient compost (I'm really excited!) this year, at any given point I miss my sister, I snuck my 18 month old placenta into my friend's freezer, and I gotta grow some grapes or something because I'm stuck drinking this homemade brown wine........

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My Interests

I love to do grandma things. Crochet, can pickles and jams, grow organic tomatoes, knit, bake pies, go to nude beaches. And if you think nude suntanning isn't a grandma thing, you've never actually been to a nude beach.

I'd like to meet:

My mum again.

Music:

I'll keep adding to this: The Grateful Dead, 10 000 Maniacs, Dave Matthews, Lederhosen Lucil, Chad Vangaalen, RJD2, Aesop Rock, The Misfits, Hair the Musical, Kid606, Numbers, The Talking Heads, Saul Williams, The Be Good Tanyas, The Soggy Bottoms Boys

Movies:

Almost Famous, Forrest Gump, 40-year-old Virgin, Apocalypse Now, Donnie Darko, Bring it On, Election, Peter Pan, School of Rock

Television:

I hate TV

Books:

Guns, Germs and Steel by Jared Diamond, The Mammoth Book of Murder by Colin Wilson, The Outsider by Camus

My Blog

Nayonnaise - no way!

Well, it's been a super long time, and I have no excuse. Punkrockmommy has not forgiven me for failing to post my Punker Pie recipe over the holidays, and this blog is basically causing me to los...
Posted by doitmyselfmama on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:11:00 PST

Completely NOT about food.....actually, it kinda is

Okay so this isn't a recipe for pumpkin pie, which really, is coming, I PROMISE, Libby. I just can't get over my fucking body issues. I went bathing suit shopping today. Yuck. I haven't done anthing ...
Posted by doitmyselfmama on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:08:00 PST

Extra! Extra!

I'm right in the middle of making dinner, but I just wanted to share this recipe for VEGAN 1000 ISLANDS DRESSING. I haven't had 1000 Islands in years, but the other night, quite by accident, I made a ...
Posted by doitmyselfmama on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:02:00 PST

A special performance for Ms Ami

Dude, I haven't posted in a darn long time! And there's no excuse! None at all! No excuse for me! A certain Ms. A. requested a recipe featured at my lovely friend punkrockmommy's baby shower a few wee...
Posted by doitmyselfmama on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 03:09:00 PST

Back in Black

Alright I'm back from my vacation in Kuala Lumpur, did ya miss me? I have more wonderful food yammer to throw at you so get ready freddy. Tonight I made this lovely recipe I had last year around this ...
Posted by doitmyselfmama on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 09:57:00 PST

Day 4: Kiss my corn

Okay, so I had pizza for breakfast yesterday. I have no shame, cold pizza for breakfast is one of life's delicacies. Lunch was pretty standard, a lettuce tomato, onion and black olive sandwich with so...
Posted by doitmyselfmama on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:35:00 PST

Day 3: The Lonesome Pine

Yesterday was not much of a day for food. To tell the truth, I barely ate at all. I woke up at 8:30, which to me is really sleeping in, and didn't get hungry for quite a while. After breakfast, I didn...
Posted by doitmyselfmama on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 05:33:00 PST

Day 2: Mushy Crunchy Rice

Well today was a bit of a flop as far as food goes. Actually, that's not true, I got lots done in the kitchen. I have the throbbing feet to prove it. And, although the connection to food is a bit of a...
Posted by doitmyselfmama on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 11:13:00 PST

Day 1: A New Hope

After a slow start, I am able to bring you the first installment of A Week in the Life of a Vegan Housewife. I was trying to put pictures in this blog, but couldn't figure out how. Any suggestion...
Posted by doitmyselfmama on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST

A week in the life of a vegan housewife

The other day I attended a bbq at a friends house. In the middle of dinner, one of the guests pulled out a camera and took a picture of his plate of food. Flabberghasted, I asked him why. He told me h...
Posted by doitmyselfmama on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 09:44:00 PST