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Dan

naughtylittlegrumper

About Me

Essex boy, living in Wellington, NZ again, having escaped the pungent rotting filth strewn Forest Gate area of East London, a complete fucking shithole if the truth be known.

My Interests

I like; Coffee,going to gigs,snowboarding,dark bitter chocolate,rock climbing,toilet humour (you can't beat a good fart),cooking,eating,mountain biking,tattoos,a nicely brewed beer,people that can laugh at themselves,wasabi peas,filthy stinkin rock music,twee indie pop,painted toenails,chip butties,sleeping,guerrilla street art,cheese,offending and affronting people who are "better than me",dirty-ass gritty blues soul and funk,intelligent and humourous hip hop,going for long meandering walks,snorkelling, cute animals,not so cute animals,cool trainers,trippy electronica,peanut butter. And finally, I luuurve my girl, Little Pika xx

I'd like to meet:

Strictly limited to people that are worth meeting

Music:

See the majority of my Friends

Movies:

Withnail and I, original Star Wars trilogy, Midnight Cowboy, 12 Monkeys, Alien, Funnyman, Akira, Blazing Saddles, The Wild Parrots Of Telegraph Hill

Television:

Alan Partridge, The Office, The Smell Of Reeves And Mortimer, The Fast Show, Phoenix Nights, Little Britain, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Bro Town, Flight Of The Conchords, Extras, Carnivale, The Worst Jobs In History, Coast, Nature programmes, Adam Hart-Davies' shows and the rare well researched documentary.

Books:

Clive Barker's twisted shit, (that's a description of his stuff, not the title of a book), Jeff Noon's stuff, William Burroughs if I need a real headfuck

Heroes:

That guy that stood in front of the tank at Tiananmen Square